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Wakey Wakey, eggs n' bakey!!!!  Time to start your day off right listening to Season 2 of the wildly popular podcast with the fewest number of followers!  Decided 50 episodes were a clean-cut to begin a second season.  Zero rhyme and zero reason; just go with it.  Today we've got a panel of four consisting of Francis, Oko, Timmy, and Michael with the laugh factory working overtime to bring you the goodies!  We present you with our Daily Dish of Delight; formerly the one good thing that happened to each of us on this glorious day.  Once that's out of the way, we dive into kooky childhood memories which spin off into preferred types of underwear, flooding babysitter's cars, yelling obscenities from the back of a conversion van, thinking you were a "choice" baby, and oh so much more!  And if you're brazen enough to stick it out to the end, you'll find we've faded out into obscurity.  Fear not!  That's just a little cliffhanger for the bulk of Nonsense we've got coming immediately behind your 51st episode!!  Enjoy the show all you salty mixed nuts.

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We all doing a bit of screamin' for that ice cream!  Morning Folks!  Wooooeeee!!  We made it to 50 and outside of it being the number halfway to 100, it means nothing.  All we can tell you is we took the opportunity to bark about our favorite dessert for an hour and a half, but don't worry; this will be the only show of the week given its length and delicious content.  So let's all scream together, shall we?  Oh, and stick around right to the end for our second official contest on the podcast.  Who doesn't want to win a shirt that doesn't actually exist yet??  Time to have some fun.  

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Ahoy!  Who needs a brief rundown when all you have to do is jump in and give your ears an auditory orgasm?!  We're doing another round of shit sales jobs we endured in our younger years.  Promise, you'll have a ball.  Let's go.

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Well, Folks.  Francis is writing to you from a dear friend's place in the mountains because we've got to enjoy our lives while we've got them, right?!  Hopefully you're enjoying you lives to the fullest.  If you want to fill that goblet just a bit more go on ahead and listen to our 48th episode!  Michael takes us down a dark road of his past which highlights a horrible door to door sales job.  We KNOW you're curious now.  Tuck on in here and dodge all the crystal clear red flags we attempt to dodge.  Spoiler alert:  we've got another two-parter brewing for all you ticklish little dandelions!  Let's have some fun!  Later gators. 

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Why, hello!  I know, I know.  The kids at the Burger have been slacking as of late.  Let's put that in the past and reward your patience with a new humdinger!  We saddle up another three-way between Francis, Oko, and Michael Washington today Folks!  The trifecta touch on gender reveal parties at an Applebee's, a lovely round of good things that happened today, and then things take a sharp turn toward the off-ramp to Weird Town.  Weird as in we begin by talking romance novel book covers and it ends with Sabertooth dentists.  Don't wonder; get on in here and have some fun with the fellas!  We adore you all.

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Welcome back!  Boy, do we have a big one for YOU today!  Francis and Michael are gettin' jiggy with it and we want you to come along for the ride.  Oh, don't forget to bring Will Smith.  Hey-O!  Anywho, we decided to tackle some random questions we dug up from the webs and it's disappointing and entertaining all at the same time.  Michael also decided that recent bowel movements warranted a running tally.  Yes, we counted his flatulence, we recorded 17, and we're still children.  But what a life to live!  On top of all that, we introduce a competing segment for the first time!  Francis's Fantastical Fiction!!  Wowee!  You'll have to bury yourself in the Burger to get a taste.  We'll high-five all you silly fools in the episode!  Keep on listening!  We love you.  Teeter totter ya slippery otters.

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Sunday Funday Folks!  We are elated to bring you another show with three amigos getting right down to the things in life that matter most!  Fred Savage.  Jonathan Taylor Thomas.  Tony Danza.  Please join Francis, Joe, and Timothy for a rousing game of "Is He Still Alive?"  It's bound to sniff out your funny bone and tickle that thing until you have nothing left in the tank of laughter.  So start out your week with a special Sunday edition which you undoubtedly will NOT be listening to on Sunday....but hey, that's OK!  We adore all of you.  Keep rating, reviewing, and subscribing to the show.  Or you could just continue to sit on your thumbs and go through life missing out on all the finer things; one of those being this show.  We're steamrolling toward a rousing 50th episode kids and the anticipation is building!  Come along for the ride.

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Well, Francis is back in The Nonsense Burger's home studio and we celebrate the homecoming with another special trifecta episode featuring Joe Oko and Timothy Noffke!  What better topic to harp on then the sweaty, anxiety-inducing mess that is traveling?  The boys get right down to it and ream off some of their favorite horror stories from days of yore.  Entire family-sized bags of Cool Ranch Doritos getting wolfed down in one flight by one person?  Discussed.  Multiple Xanax with multiple drinks to deal with the strife of flying?  Check.  Chubby people sitting next to you picking their scabs?  Unfortunately, yes.  Time to hop back in and join us in sniffing out a few laughs in this kookie year of 2020.  We love all you Fine Folks and LOVE when you rate, review, and subscribe to the show!  Here we go!!!!

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Holy SMOKES!  Today's show is ripe with firsts and bursting at the seams with Nonsense!  Right out of the gate the listener is inundated with the majestic sounds of cuckoo clock chimes and the silky whisperings of an army of crickets.  Curious?  We're recording in the great state of Michigan smack dab in the middle of Francis's parent's dining room.  The only way the show gets more midwest is if we had eaten a casserole (hot dish to some of you) while recording.  In any event, we've also got our first Francis, Joe Oko, and Leigh Settlers recording!  Jesus-inspired coffee shops, Annie Lennox's most popular song, 666 neck tattoos on a mortician, soggy cookies, and the LIST....GOES....ON.  It's bananagrams folks!  Dive in headfirst.  After you shake off the silly, please take a few precious seconds to rate, review, and subscribe to the show.  We're here for you!  Nighty night.

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Heeeey Folks!  So sorry for the brief hiatus from the action.  Sometimes we all need a little R n' R in our lives, ya know?  Regardless, excuses are the nails that build the house of failure, and we here at The Burger only build juicy piles of Nonsense for y'all to consume!  So, we're back!  Much like any activity which lies dormant for an extended period of time; we had to shake off the rust, and shake we did.  Joe Oko and Francis catch-up with one another and share some good things that happened to them.  From there it's anyone's guess; all we can tell you is that Francis is enamored with Forest Whitacker, poop should come out accompanied by a whistling sound, Back to the Future 4 (or Fore!) is happening at some point, and we sure all love you to pieces!  Let's get back to getting goofy!  Yummy yummy yummy I've got some Nonsense in my tummy....