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Now get down on a knee and get your minds out of the gutter!  We're talking proposals tonight boy and girls!  Thinking of asking your gal in a hot air balloon?  Don't.  Want to be seen sobbing like Rachel McAdams in The Notebook on a Jumbotron?  Please spare us.  Francis, Timmy, and Michael breakdown how their proposals went; which is delightful.  From there, Timmy graces us with quite the harrowing tale of witnessing a disaster of a proposal while working as a mascot during an NFL game.  Holy hotcakes we get squirrely tonight!  Come along and enjoy some giggles with us.  You are all the sweetest of chocolate-covered almonds.  Woohoo!  Here we go....

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Hot hand in a dice game baby girl!  A few of the gentlemen got squirrely and landed on the topic of Vegas.  Why are folks so adamant about landing on Vegas as the destination to their Bachelor/Bachelorette party?  How many showers does it take to adequately rinse the grime of that town off of your body?  Lazy rivers, bloody prostitutes, expensive bottle service?  The list is neverending; and that's why we mercifully keep it to 30 minutes.  Regardless, hop on in for another auditory jamboree with the gang at the Burger while we talk all things Sin City.  Make sure to bet against the house because shit's about to get odd.  Deuces!!  

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Heyo!  Welcome back all you Fine Folks!  Tonight you've got Francis, Michael, and Timmy but you'll be hard-pressed to find any gold, frankincense, or myrrh in THIS episode (classic Jesus joke).  We had grand plans yet got diverted when we started talking about getting stuck on rollercoasters.  From there we relived the utilization of plane barf bags and even found out what a Paul Walker shot consisted of.  So buckle up!  This episode's fast and furious (classic Furious joke).  Woohoo!

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A wonderful evening to all you Fine Folks out there!  We're bringing you a little late-night snack for the show tonight in an effort to show you all how much we truly appreciate you.  In keeping with the theme of Thanksgiving this month, our gratitude is coming to you in the form of a whole cornucopia of clips from episode's past.  So slip into those jammies, rub some Vic's on your chest, and enjoy a delectable spread of laughter.  We sure do love all you gravy-covered mashed potatoes.  Keep it fun.

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Alrighty Folks!  Dig out a big ole scoop of green bean casserole, dump it all over my chest, and don't forget the fried onions!  We're rolling you into another weekend with our second November edition of the Burger!  Basically, all that means is more food talk.  Today we answer a fan's question around silence at the dinner table (that's right, we have a few), bathe in Everything bagel seasoning, chastise any adult who still tucks napkins into their collars, and a whole slew of other nonsensical culinary treats!  Is there such a thing as too much syrup?  The gang debates.  Francis introduces "Jazz Brunch":  An Osceola family tradition!  We also touch on an endangered species:  the buffet.  Make sure you've got some wet wipes handy boys and girls!  She's about to get sloppy.  LOVE YOU ALL.

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Well, Folks, the Mayflower just hit dry land and it's time to pivot into November to chat all things food-related, Thanksgiving-related, and just downright what we're all grateful for; so by the time we hit the end of this month you're all going to be about as sick of us as you are of your family members come the end of the holiday!  Today Michael and Francis kickoff National Promogrante Month with the celebratory festiveness known here at the Burger.  Food dominates our conversation today; more specifically how people eat their food.  Loud chompers, finger-lickers, groaners, and straw users make up the start to our lineup of the usual suspects.  Hey, we've even got a few new sponsors for the 56th episode!  So bring your favorite side, a bottle of sparkling wine, and let's start off the 11th month of the year tickling our giblets!  

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Happy Halloweenie Folks!  Today the gang drives a stake into the heart of their month-long journey of spooky-themed episodes with a mash of ghost stories!  We feel as though it was a graveyard smash.  Hell, to "sweeten" the deal, we'll even touch on some of our favorite candies from this bone-chilling holiday.  So grab those flashlights, huddle up 'round the fire, and let's scare the shit out of each other!  And in case you're still catching up, remember to tune into our November episodes as we keep plowing through the holiday gauntlet.  Dare we say, "Gobble Gobble?"  Wooooeeee!!  We'll be cookin' up some giblets!!  Right now, why don't we just continue bobbing for apples?  For no mere mortal can resist....the Nonsense of....the Burger.

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BOO!  The Nonsensical Gang troop is back to fill those pillowcases full of cavity-inducing treats Folks!  For today's show, we've kept up with our spooky themes and decided to breakdown horror movies; what with their weak storylines and predictable outcomes.  On top of that, we've also started raking in sponsors left and right, only not the typical sponsors you might be thinking of.  Now go grab a ticket to the corn maze and let's take a stroll through a haunted hell hole of delight!  Oh, and don't forget to submit your ideas for a Ben n' Jerry's flavor for the show.  Winner gets one of our yet-to-be-printed t-shirts!  It's all Nonsense.  Toodles.

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Just one of many burning questions running through the group's heads on today's episode where we discuss some of the oddest jobs out there!  Mattress salespeople, shoe shiners, caricature artists....yikes.  On top of all that, we're bringing a little spooky flavor to the Burger for the rest of the month in honor of All Hallows Eve!  Today we recall some of our favorite costumes both as children and as adults still acting like children.  Be sure to tune in for the rest of the month's shows as we gather 'round the fireplace to tell some of our most frightening ghost stories, favorite Halloween candy, and the worst neighbors you could ask for when out enjoying the art of Trick or Treating!  It all promises to be a graveyard smash!  

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Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, burger's man.  Grill me some Nonsense as fast as you can!  Hey-O!  We're just out here moosin' around kids!  Tonight's show is flat out rambunctious.  Francis, Timmy, Oko, and Michael decide to share stories about how they received the birds and the bees talk.  That's right; we're going headfirst into sexual education.  Ever wonder what it'd be like to have to watch a sex-ed video with your parents?  Francis does.  Curious what your dad might say to you about sex while you're out on a boat fishing with him?  Timmy can help ya there.  Need an illustrated book to help you acquire that sexy knowledge?  Ask Oko.  And don't forget to listen in on Michael's brother's crucial advice for how to prepare for your first sexual endeavor.  Our plates are piled high and we're ready to give you the giggles!  Now let's go learn about SEX!!!!