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What?!  A Saturday episode?!  Yep.  That's what happens when you forget to pump out your second show of the week, meant for Thursday.  We had to let this one ferment to produce a fine vintage flavor for all the Folks out there.  Hope you're enjoying your time away from work and we pray to God you love every minute of our part II conversation around things we used to enjoy that have been extinct due to technology.  Get ready for a chuckle and hang on tight to the railings of The Burger Bandwagon!  We're gonna keep trucking down the road!  Later gators.

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Hey-O!  We're back with another evening episode and we're turning a leaf on a new set of numbers!  That's right, kids.  Episode 40 is knocking on your door.  Better let this one in because Francis and Michael go ballistic chewing the fat over modern conveniences that have been replaced by technology.  Newspapers, the infamous Sears catalog, and that fun behemoth of a yellow Bible known as the phone book.  We managed to ramble long enough to make this one a two-parter!  So kick back and enjoy tonight's show knowing that you'll have another stocking stuffed and ready for your eardrums come Thursday!  God damn do we love you little rascals!  Oh, and will someone PLEASE submit an answer to our R. Kelly competition?  You want a free t-shirt, don't ya?!  Get after it.  Ta-ta for now.

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Hey all you Fine Folks!  We missed our Thursday mark for the first time, but hey!  We're rewarding you with another doozy of an episode featuring Francis and his wife, Leigh!  The title alone should pave the way for all the trouble we get ourselves into.  What started as a hope to discuss the different things men and women have on their phones went haywire and turned into the most Nonsensical of Burgers.  We talk waxing, Cadbury Eggs, and inevitably touch on the adult film industry.  We're back and kookier than ever, so jump on in headfirst and let's start the weekend out on a high note!  Love you little eye boogers.  

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Alrighty!  Hey Folks!  Apologies for the delay in today's episode.  Better late than never and not a moment too soon!  You ever have shower thoughts?  You ever care to know how many calories you can burn when your nipples are erect?  How about the answers to those questions and a plethora of other random facts Francis and Joe spew out in The Burger's 38th episode!  We didn't know where we'd land today until we tripped into a hole of mostly useless and entirely random facts.  They say you learn something new every day.  Well today kids, you're going to learn a whole shit ton of information.  Hope you brought an apple for the teacher, it's time to get schooled....on nonsense.  Here we go!

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Oh the weekend is so close you can almost touch it!  Since it's not quite here, we're here to touch all you fine folks in all the right places.  Joe Joe's back and we're talking Disney villains (don't worry, it'll be the last parting shot to a diabolical monopoly), Vaseline on your nips, and more Price Is Right losing horns than your little hearts can handle.  It's a piping hot Thursday as the Burger continues to roll.  Have some safe, clean, fun out there you little devils.  Miss you dearly!

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Wowsers!  Well, we are nuttier than a jar full of crunchy peanut butter today kids!  Quick; write in and tell us what mildly popular TV show from the mid-90's the opening monologue from today's episode is from and you'll win the second Nonsense Burger t-shirt from our first batch of goodies!  Make sense?  Good.  It never should.  Today Michael and Francis dive into some of the things we as kids thought made you wealthy.  The title of the episode should hand you some clues.  We spiral out of control to bring you only the finest nonsensical material we can muster.  Swing on through and have a giggle with us!  After that, hustle up and subscribe to the show via Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, and many more.  You're all darling.  Tootles!

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Hocus Pocus we just placed our foreheads on the end of a baseball bat, spun around 44 times and landed on some wacky content!  Our buddy Michael Washington is back to get some much-needed relief from his children, agree with Francis's distaste for bugs, and talk about winning an air guitar contest!  Oh, and just wait until you hear our outrageous stories when talking about the one good thing that happened to us today.  We're creepy and we're kooky....mysterious and spooky.  We're all together ooky....The Nonsense Burger!  God, we love you clowns.  Come on in and jump on the bandwagon of goofs!  Here we go.

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Arnold said he'd be back and he "kind of" meant it.  We here at the Burger will keep coming back time and time again!  And what do you know?!  Here we are serving up an episodal sequel to our 80's movie discussion!  Joe Oko is back to disagree with Francis's favorite Die Hard character as well as try to disprove Roadhouse as a classic film.  It's all sorts of balderdash you can only find at the one and only....Nonsense Burger.  Be prepared to scream at the top of your lungs as we plunge into the genres of action, Oscar-winners, and a final thought-provoking question aimed at the whereabouts of our dearly beloved Danny Glover.  Shit's bananas today kiddies!  Love you all.  Find us anywhere they'll play podcasts and hop on over to www.thenonsenseburger.com for more little nuggets of joy.

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Welcome, welcome Folks!  Does nothing say 80's movies like a few sequels?  Well, we started down the path and quickly realized we needed to break this sucker up into a few episodes for your consumption.  Today we dive into the Comedy genre and discover what we've all known all along:  there wasn't a bad flick from that decade.  Francis unveils his love for both Rick Fox and Vivica A. Fox (don't ask why) all while Joe Joe contemplates Hulk Hogan's two-toned hair color scheme.  We weren't sure what we were getting into but that's hardly the case!  It's pure Nonsense!  Come tickle your pickles and your plums with us in the 33rd installment!  While you're at it, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to the show.  We're hanging out in iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, iHeart Radio, and plenty more!  Damn, it's exciting.  Website's out there for your enjoyment as well.  (www.thenonsenseburger.com).  Hasta la vista! 

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We can show you the world!  Shining, shimmering, splendid.  Tell us, Fine Folks, now when did you last let your heart decide?  If you're wise your hearts are already set on The Burger, and today we grind through some of our favorite Disney songs from the days of old.  This inevitably turns to highest-grossing movie soundtracks of all time, which gets Francis all hot n' bothered when Joe Oko refuses to jump on The Bodyguard bandwagon.  Who doesn't love them some Kevin Costner?!  We get all sorts of kooky today to bring you that much closer to a little holiday weekend action!  Hold onto your britches and let's dance!  Later gators.