The Nonsense Burger

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Hey all you Fine Folks!  Ya know what they say, "If you can't run with the big dogs; stay on the porch."  Well, we here at the Burger say that if you're going to stay on the porch you mine as well tune in to the show that tickles you in all the right places.  That's us!  Today we bring in a long-time friend of Francis's, Timothy Noffke, and my God do we jump into the deep end.  Right out of the gate we poke fun at Earl because he wasn't around.  Other items on the menu include what we were drinking while recording, favorite classic movies (with our own little twists), wondering whatever happened to Helen Hunt, incriminating photos we have as kids, and a whole heap of other outrageous banter.  Now, you know what to do!  Get on in here and laugh along with us as we take the train directly to Sillytown!  And hey, please remember to rate, review, and subscribe to the show!  We appreciate all the support!  Browse iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, and any other app you can think of to find the show.  You can also track us down at www.thenonsenseburger.com
Never let go (it'll make sense once you listen to the episode)!!

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Greetings Folks!  Well, we're all one day down toward one of those splendid holiday weekends and the Nonsensical Pair is here to inject a little goof into your week!  What better way to accomplish that feat than by chatting condoms?!  You read that right.  We get right down to it and unwrap that package for some fun!   No one likes going out in the rain without their jacket!  So why would the Burger be any different?  Let's love on the latex during today's show.  We've got some personal stories, personal preferences, and Earl thinks he can grab some skin in the game (pun intended) when it comes to rubbers.  Other shenanigans include Earl sneaking a 100% by Francis right out of the gate.  Swing and a miss.  We also find issue with the outlandish predicaments Mentos actors find themselves in during those brazen commercials of yore.  Kick back and let the nonsense consume you!  And don't forget our love for you once you rate, review, and subscribe to the show.  Find us at iTunes, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, and many more!  Oh, one more thing:  skip on over to www.thenonsenseburger.com to get a little extra lovin' from the Pair!  You won't wanna miss it!

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Ladies and Gentlemen!  Boys and Girls!  All you Fine Folks!  Gather round!  Prepare your eyeballs for death-defying Nonsense that could only be conjured up by The Burger!  There are no trapeze artists here.  There are no tigers leaping through flaming rings.  We've just got a couple of fellas spewing one absurd comment after another!  Today we're welcoming back a show favorite with arms wide open (feel free to pause here to sing Creed's hit single).  Joseph Okemos is BACK and ready to touch on jobs we slugged through during our high school and college years.  So grab some popcorn, a pile of cotton candy, and perhaps a giant elephant ear, because the circus is coming to town!  Dammit, we're having some fun today kids!  Show us how much fun you're having by rating, reviewing, and subscribing to the show.  Listen in on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google, and more!  And don't forget to take a gander through www.thenonsenseburger.com for all sorts of fun updates.  Miss you furry little critters already!

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Morning Folks!  You'll all notice that for today's episode The Nonsensical Pair is graced, yet again by the presence of Michael and Emmet.  Discussions had ranged from farts on legs, getting caught or catching others performing sexual intercourse, and the glorious past conversion vans used to live in.  The group also plays a rousing game of "Would You Rather?" which involved a homeless man and a Porta-Pottie.  So let's all take a seat at the dinner table together and chow down on some spicy Nonsense!

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Welcome to the weekend all you big beautiful bowls of M&M's!  Apologies for pulling up to the table a little late but our growing band of fans has proven a rather entertaining fireside chat!  That's right all you Fine Folks, we're providing weekend treats in the form of another Fan Appreciation Friday, although this time you get the pleasure of hearing other voices besides those of just The Nonsensical Pair.  Tonight our dear friends Emmet Lafayette and Michael Washington join us for the first of a two-part Appreciation series!  Did we stutter?!  Absolutely not.  We rambled on long enough to bang two episodes out of the deal.  Tonight's your chocolate on the pillow; Saturday's show will be the spa treatment with a high probability of a happy ending.  Oh, hey!  Don't forget your P's and Q's....Rate, review and subscribe to the burger so we can keep the grill alight!  Now, let the games begin!  

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Earl's back!  That filthy SOB took a one episode sabbatical and he thinks he can just jump right back into the mix?!  Well....he was right.  The Nonsensical Pair is coming to ya for their second episode of the week and it's a nice little warm-up for the 2nd Fan Appreciation episode snuggling into your laps come this Friday!  We have a little fun, talk a generous bit of nonsense; you know the drill.  Sheryl Crow gets sung by Francis, which inevitably leads to a brief bashing of Lance Armstrong's ball issues.  From there we peruse the streaming binge phenomenon.  With all these options out there, why is it that we can't help but divert back to The Office?  Because it's splendid.  Speaking of splendid, we hope you find show 17 equally as entertaining.  Well, maybe not on par with Kevin's chili debacle, but we give it a shot.  Now let's all crack some wine....dine....and hope for a little 69.  We appreciate you cute little garden gnomes!  And we'll appreciate you, even more, when you rate, review, and subscribe to the show!  Let's keep this wacky ball rolling!!!!

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Good Golly Miss Molly!  The Burger's gone nuttier than a squirrel's nest today Folks!  Our 16th episode marks the show's first guest!  It is our pleasure to introduce an old friend into the mix:  Joseph Okemos.  He's here to uproot some fond memories he and Francis shared years ago when they were roommates back in the midwest.  We're talking busted teeth, precious heirlooms from ugly Christmas sweater white elephant gift exchanges, removing your body hair, and a whole slew of other nonsensical treats!  Now don't be shy!  Cozy up on the couch with a nice warm blanket and your favorite jammies; it's time we get weird.  And don't forget your homework assignment after today's class:  rate, review, and subscribe to the show so we know we're tickling ya pink out there!  Love you little lily pads.  Until next time.  

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Well there's a bluebird on our shoulders today Folks and he's a-singin' some fine tunes!  We're tickling the ivories for your fifteenth episode of the Nonsense Burger with a random selection of songs we pit against each other in what we're calling our first installment of Laughable Lyrics!  Get ready to submerge yourselves in popular tunes that span generations, with lyrics we don't quite know the meaning of.  Now let's go walk the tightrope of absurdity together and have a good old time with some tuneage!  While you're at it, be sure to check out our Spotify playlist 'Warming Up the Grill' which will contain each and every song we pick apart during all future Laughable Lyrics episodes (after you download more of our podcast shows, of course)!  Loosen up those vocal cords and prepare for some harmony!  Today, bustin' will make us all feel good.  Adios!!

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Holy smokes, we're at it again!  Today's show has the Nonsensical Pair reminiscing over a lack of sports in our lives, specifically what we miss and do not miss about everything that comes with it.  Over-obsessive parents, outrageously high concession fees, and let's not forget all of the networks' mostly bush-league line-up of sports anchors.  Oh, but how we miss catching a game at the bar or hosting a group of friends to catch "the game".  You'll also come to find out that Earl holds almost every conceivable record from his athletic endeavors in high school, and that Francis single-handedly ended his baseball team's playoff run.  So dust off your jockstraps and your sports bras and let the Nonsense Burger take you out to the ballgame!  And after you get in a good sweat with the Pair, make sure you conserve enough energy to rate, review and subscribe to the show!  Ta ta for now kiddies.  

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What's up bone diddlies?!  The Nonsensical Pair is diving into your eardrums for the second time this week, and boy are we craving a night of unlimited breadsticks after recording our thirteenth episode.  You guessed right; we're rifling through some of America's not-so-fine dining experiences.  Chain restaurants belong in the purple real estate section of a Monopoly game board, right next to Baltic Avenue.  So we pick apart some of these establishments much like one might tear open a piping hot Cheddar Bay Biscuit from Red Lobster.  Y'all ready to get downright greasy?  Super!  Today's show is brought to you by the letter 'G', for GROSS.  But don't be fooled just yet.  We plan on rushing out for a Frostie after all this talk of Grade K beef and genetically modified chicken.  Earl's hot on Outback Steakhouse, Francis cannot help but sing you all Chili's infamous jingle.  In other words, the Burger's shooting par for the course today kiddos!  Now run along and download this episode (and all the rest)!  And don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!  Or hunt us down on social media using the hashtag #thenonsenseburger for Twitter, Instagram and anywhere else.  Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, and any of your other favorite podcast apps.