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Calling all you Fine Folks out there!  Our second chapter of NWT's has Earl asking a life-altering question, Francis starts singing again, and we urge anyone adventurous enough to follow along with the Nonsensical Pair for another week's worth of outlandish discussion.  Now if at any point during our incoherent ramblings you find yourselves smirking, giggling, or flat-out splitting your side, well then PLEASE write in and let us know we were able to provide a little humor in a time such as the one we find ourselves in today.  You little beauties take care of yourselves!  We love ya.  Find us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, a plethora of podcast applications, and as always, at www.thenonsenseburger.com

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Evening all you Fine Folks out there!  As the world continues to weather this truly unique storm we need to dig in, conjure up our resolve, and collectively see each other through to the conclusion.  Ditch your political affiliations.  Worry about that "trip of a lifetime" for another time.  Spend the newly found time with your family and friends while remaining responsible.  Nothing gets accomplished alone.  One man or woman cannot simply bear the weight of this burden on his/her shoulders alone.  We get out of this calamity TOGETHER.  John C. Maxwell reminds us that "Teamwork makes the dream work."  We always thought it was Wilson from Home Improvement.  Regardless of its origin, let's band together and come out the other end stronger, closer, and more damn beautiful than we've ever been before.  Take care of yourselves!

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GUTS!  Prepare to make the ascent atop the Aggro Crag in today's episode, where the nonsensical pair stick with this week's theme of television and chat all things game show related.  Francis and Earl commemorate Bob Barker, Alex Trebek, and find themselves mesmerized by Olmec and his Hidden Temple.  Reminisce with the Burger as they resurrect some of the all-time classics.  Get ready to get slimed!  Now after you've washed up, make sure to take a moment to rate, review, and subscribe to the show.  Love you!

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Salutations all you Fine Folks out there!  Today the nonsensical pair debate their favorite heroes and villains from cartoon shows of yore.  Who would want to miss a discussion featuring childhood staples the likes of Gargamel, Skeletor, Lion-O, Captain Planet, and a bunch of irrelevant characters from the "hit" shows Pokemon and Sponge Bob Squarepants?!  Earl loves Pokemon.  Francis doesn't understand the hype.  Bickering ensues.  You'd be best served to listen in on the tomfoolery.  Enjoy!  And while you're at it, please don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to the show.  Gobble up those burgers!

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It's the Burger's first rendition of Next Week's Treats.  Every Sunday afternoon/evening, we're going to toss you a quick overview of the upcoming week's overarching theme(s) and what you can expect from the Nonsensical Pair.  This week, we hope we can help you detach from some of the unique situations we find ourselves in.  Enjoy those close to you, enjoy the show, and take care of yourselves.  We'll catch ya soon.

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Today, we wrap up our weekly topic involving all things automobiles.  Who doesn't love a good solo rant while driving around town?  The list of infuriating maneuvers executed by other drivers is as long as a road trip across the country.  In our second official episode of the Burger, Earl and Francis select some of their biggest peeves when sitting behind the wheel of a car.  Go download the episode before you hit the road and enjoy a little discussion on driving!  And hey!  Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to the show.  And if you're feeling frisky, feel free to send along your thoughts and suggestions by visiting the website to submit your thoughts.  Later gators!

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Today marks the Burger's first official episode!  The automobile bumper sticker made its appearance in the 1940's.  With all the garbage out there people are willing to slap on their cars, we wish they were never invented.  So naturally, Earl and Francis want to discuss some of the worst stickers out there, and the one or two "good" ones they've seen.  Tune in and take a journey with the hosts as they traverse the world of bumper stickers.  While you're at it, make sure to rate, review, and subscribe to the show!  You can find us on Twitter, Instagram, and at www.thenonsenseburger.com.  We'll catch ya soon!

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Welcome to The Nonsense Burger folks!  Where humor is the meat, the buns consist of comedy, and we sprinkle sesame seeds of whimsy all over that junk!  And much like the many ways one can choose to dress their own burger, we come with all the fixin’s.  Heck, We’re like the Fudruckers of podcasting.  Our show is served up twice weekly, with each episode being broken out into recurring segments you'll have to tune in to understand.  Unfamiliar?  Unacceptable!  Reward yourself with an easily digestible audio meal from time to time.  Get on in here!  We’d love to serve you.