Why are all these people here? There's too many people on this earth -- we need a new plague. Who are all these people!?

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Secrets, secrets, are no fun. Secrets, secrets, hurt someone.

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YOU'RE IN THE CEILING!

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I'm not falling in a chocolate river.

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A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.

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Ok. Cindy. Yo! Cindy, Cindy! Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, bring it all the way around. There's gonna be a good amount of blood. But don't let that bother you. Have a bucket there. For the blood, and the innards and the feathers.

I can't believe I forgot to make a reference to The Wolf of Wall Street. I've failed you. 

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These people don't realize how lucky they are. This office is the American dream. And they would rather be in the hole.

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You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.

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Sometimes at home, I answer the phone 'Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam'. So maybe that'll stop now.

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This is the best meeting we have ever had.

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