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Three close man friends gather around to talk about crab injustice.

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Episode 417: Recorded 27/11/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

01:02 Would You Be Alone in a Room With Michael Jackson?

07:20 Taylor Swift Has Been Dethroned

13:09 Jackson Retweeted Goon Slop

22:37 Turns Out Crabs DO Feel Pain

33:41 We Are Ending the Show

42:01 Is Chris Chan Having a Child?

49:45 Pokemon TCG Pocket Talk

50:30 No Man’s Sky Has Turned It Around

53:07 Friends Who Goon Together Stay Together

55:54 Jackson Has Been Playing WoW Classic

1:02:50 The Things We Like Corner

1:12:02 Wrap

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Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Episode 416: Recorded 20/11/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:57 Jackson’s Girlfriend Was Never Real (Relationship Talk)

14:12 Reddit Therapy

20:30 Bluesky

38:40 Game of the Year

49:38 Hating on Dragon Age: The Veilgard

55:59 GOTY Predictions

56:47 The Things We Like Corner

1:06:10 Kaya is Starting to Like Apple

1:15:53 New Jaguar Logo

1:26:32 Wrap

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Hosts:

Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

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Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about Mars.

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Episode 415: Recorded 13/10/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:32 Concord Still Exists, Kinda (+ Console Talk)

14:00 Australia’s Friendliest Politician Ever

32:34 Man Gets Botched Beard Transplant

38:52 Using Discord on Mars

48:48 New Futurama

59:16 The Substance & David Cronenberg

1:06:10 David Wald

1:09:51 The Quizzes Aren’t Taking Up Space in the Show

1:13:10 Andrew’s Yakuza Quiz

1:36:53 Wrap

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Hosts:

Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Episode 414: Recorded 06/10/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:43 The Current State of the PokemonGames

06:12 Pokemon TCG Pocket

10:20 Nintendo’s Bad Apps

15:41 Switch 2 Update/Emulation

19:51 Valve Doesn’t Release Games

23:41 Every Video Game Should Have a Co-op Mode

31:36 Firewalk Studios (Concord) Have Been Shut Down

35:09 The Bad Writing of Dragon Age: The Veilguard

40:46 BookTok Has Ruined Good Writing

52:25 Jackson’s Presidential Quiz

1:12:21 Wrap

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Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

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Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about Dragon Age.

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Episode 413: Recorded 30/10/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:40 Funny Names

16:34 Why Do We Hate Fish So Much?

35:33 Dragon Age: The Veilguard

45:43 Video Game Talk

1:08:35 Kaya’s Reddit Quiz

1:29:35 Wrap

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Hosts:

Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii

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Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z

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Episode 412: Recorded 23/10/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

01:53 Are Phone Sex Operators Still Around?

06:08 Stealing

15:00 Gambling

16:39 Character.AI Drama

32:43 That Chapter in “It”

40:21 Andrew’s Batman Quiz

1:02:40 Joker: Folie à Deux (Spoilers)

1:15:37 Wrap

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Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about Andrew's favourite cuisine (balls).

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Episode 411: Recorded 16/10/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

01:09 Andrew Tasted Balls

11:49 Things We Would Never Eat

16:33 Jackson’s Cum Blanky

28:17 Andrew’s Hurricane Experiences

39:20 Nuking a Hurricane

41:22 Tesla’s New Robots

56:22 A.I. Chat Site Data Leak

59:34 Jackson’s Apology to the Sonic Community

1:05:35 My Little Pony is Russian Propaganda

1:15:00 The Pokemon Data Leak

1:23:22 Wrap

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Three close man friends gather around to the most recent hurricane.

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Episode 410: Recorded 09/10/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

01:40 Doug’s Hurricane Experience

49:55 Staying in a Hurricane for Content

55:45 Where is it Safe in the US?

58:25 Fentanyl is Crazy

1:01:37 Doug & Jackson Bond Over Lego

1:05:43 Stuff We Don’t Want to Lose

1:11:44 Doug’s Pant Pissing Story

1:17:30 Being Fat Used to Be Sexy

1:25:02 Jackson Learns that Doug Isn’t THAT Fat

1:26:45 Wrap

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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about the hottest billionaires.

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Episode 409: Recorded 02/10/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

01:25 New Pepper Parade Ideas & General Gross Food Talk

28:36 Weird Foods From Around the World (Kinda)

40:17 Celebrity Bodies

44:17 Zuck is Looking Good

46:49 New Meta Glasses

52:29 Switch Emulator Dev Was Bribed By Nintendo (Allegedly)

58:35 California’s New Law for Digital Stores

1:06:21 Keep Up With the Billionaires

1:11:29 Jackson’s Persona Quiz

1:39:00 Wrap

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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about a GTA scandal.

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Episode 408: Recorded 25/09/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:55 “Keanu Reaves Finally Slips”

08:57 Sonic Slop

24:53 Messed Up Incel Two-Sentence Horror Writer

42:47 State of Play / Sex & Historical Accuracy in Games

55:55 Selling Milk at Sex Shops

1:00:43 Rizz Rating With Jackson Clarke

1:19:21 The Moonmoon Cheating Drama

1:33:53 Andrew’s Kojima Quiz!

2:13:38 Wrap

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Hosts:

Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii

Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT

Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z

Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT

Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/

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