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Three close man friends gather around to talk about Gorillas. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 437: Recorded 29/04/25

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:42 Requiem for a Dream OP Edition

08:35 Drinking Until Holes Form in Your Brain

14:24 Smoking Deterrents

55:22 Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight?

1:26:56 Wrap

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Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about Kanye West's confession. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 436: Recorded 22/04/25

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about Jack Black's greatest film yet. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 435: Recorded 16/04/25

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

1:32 The Official Minecraft Podcast (We’re Rebranding)

26:08 The Chicken Jockey Trend

31:30 Designing The Nude Supermarket

58:41 The Coomer Mentality

1:07:48 Wrap

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about the ol' Switchertoo. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 434: Recorded 09/04/25

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

01:50 Nintendo Switch 2

27:16 Does a FromSoft Game Work On a Handheld? (PC vs. Handheld)

41:27 Video Game + Console Prices Are Rising

48:51 The Minecraft Movie Experience

53:30 Actors Who Take Every Role (Creating a Nightmare Zelda Film)

1:02:00 Opening Weekend Predictions (Minecraft Movie, Zootopia 2)

1:04:47 Watching The Minecraft Movie Without The VFX

1:07:10 Wrap

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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about marrying whales. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 433: Recorded 01/04/25

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:49 Billy Mitchell Wins Lawsuit Against Karl Jobst

26:03 DO NOT FUCK WITH GAMERS!

47:58 Is It Okay To Drink Your Partner’s (Or Friend’s) Breast Milk

59:14 Do We Enjoy Having Our Nipples Licked

1:05:23 Nintendo Announces News App (So Hype)

1:16:13 Wrap

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about marrying whales. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 432: Recorded 18/03/25

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:28 Jackson Didn’t Do His Homework

05:07 Humans vs. A Gazillion Ants

15:26 Plankton Microplastics

19:50 The Civil War Reenactment Concert

24:07 Orangutans Would Kill Us All

36:15 Impregnating Women With Monkey Cum (And Vice Versa)

1:08:00 Wrap

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Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about being reborn as vending machines. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 431: Recorded 19/03/25

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:58 Why Can’t You Sue Restaurants for Giving You Food Poisoning?

15:05 Haggling

17:04 SiriusXM

22:37 Being a Walking Advertisement for Hentai

41:51 Ecchi - Prison School (Andrew’s Things We Like)

1:02:29 The Vending Machine Anime (Kaya’s Things We Like)

1:07:07 Finding Jackson an Anime to Watch

1:16:18 Wrap

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about the stuff that happened in my childhood bed, god damn it. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 430: Recorded 12/03/25

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:29 Daylight Savings STILL Sucks

06:23 TV & Advertising

20:41 Sports Betting & Other Vices

33:06 Should Robots Have Rights?

44:36 Freaky Sex Dungeons

54:41 F*cking at a Friend’s House

1:07:04 Wrap

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about volcanoes. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 429: Recorded 05/03/25

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:35 Playing a Game for 40 Hours Before It Gets Good

16:26 The Love/Hate Relationship With Open World Games

29:32 Jackson’s Death Is Imminent

39:19 Remembering Covid-19 & 9/11

45:08 Solving the Volcano Problem

53:53 When You and Your Homie Die Next to Each Other and Future Scientists Think You Were

Gay

58:45 The Sigma Male Grindset

1:00:13 Did Turkey Care About 9/11?

1:06:01 Wrap

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about Hamm. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 428: Recorded 26/02/25

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:29 Deep Voice = Cooler

04:19 TV Show/Movie Talk

16:11 Meta Used Anna’s Archive (Copyright Laws)

24:56 Drugs & Alcohol

51:09 The Supersize Me Guy Was an Alcoholic

1:06:30 Mad Men

1:09:44 Would a Female 007 Work?

1:14:25 No Country for Old Men

1:18:10 Hitchhiking

1:22:39 Water Tunnels vs. Planes

1:29:22 Wrap

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