The Official Podcast

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Five close man friends gather around to create successful comics .

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Chapters: (+20)

00:20 Introduction

01:25 YouTube is Fucking Kris

09:56 Nostalgia

18:03 Whistle

20:14 Kris' Success Story (Incest)

30:25 Deepfakes and Kris

33:53 Dollar Shave Club

36:44 Kris Masturbates?

43:48 Honey Wagons

47:17 Honey

48:39 Controversial Topics

51:02 Things We Like

1:00:45 Leesa

1:02:38 Ariana Grande & Kanye West

1:13:10 Cyanide and Pinterest

1:17:44 Inspirations

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Five close man friends gather around to eat pussy and kick ass .

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Chapters:

00:25: Introduction

02:42: Pornhub

08:09: What Created Wheeler?

18:12: Blue Apron

22:19: Old Stuff

32:45: Twitter Passwords

34:22: Hubble Contacts

38:33: Wheeler and Marshmallow Collaboration

45:19: Wheeler Hates Fights

48:31: ZipRecruiter

50:05: Masturbation Stories

55:19: Wheeler On TV

1:06:30: Wheeler's Favourite Track

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Five close man friends gather around to review songs.

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Chapters:

01:42: Introductions

02:11: Crafthony Robloxtano

05:07: Posthony Malonetano

09:18: Masturny Batetano

14:09: Yeezthony Yeeztano

18:54: FTD Flowers

21:47: Sexthony Sextano

28:03: Shcoolthony Shootano

36:26: MVMT

41:56: Controversony Lawsuitano

46:09: Conspirasony Theoritano

53:52: Hims

59:24: Fetishony Weirdtano

01:16:38: Musicony Songtano

01:28:23: Ending

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Four close man friends gather around to hunt bullies.

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Chapters:

00:28: Breaking News Regarding Maddox

13:40: We Issue The Official Reddit Challenge

19:33: Leesa *Ad*

23:07: Charlie Takes The Official Reddit Challenge

23:43: Doyle Davidson and Cults

34:11: Brooklinen *Ad*

37:12: The Official Rip Off

42:40: Our Horcruxes

46:09: BullyHunters

59:34: Radical Heights and Game Fads

1:14:19: Shout-Out Time

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Four close man friends gather around to learn about things and uncover why Jackson has gone missing.

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Chapters:

00:24: Introductions

02:43: Kids Tube

06:11: Sam's Video Topics

12:04: What Drives Sam?

13:58: The Ebor Shoe-Licker

18:38: Whistle _Ad_

22:03: Sam's Masturbation Academy

27:10: Sam Offends Everyone

30:07: Leesa _Ad_

33:20: Memes

40:07: Andrew's Message To PewDiePie

41:40: Sam's Love Life

42:56: Honey _Ad_

45:36: Sam's Hobbies

49:52: The Worst Of The Internet

52:24: Sam's Favourite Food

54:08: Jackson Wakes Up

59:31: Sam's Hank Hill Impression

1:00:18: Sam Inherits 16.2 Million Dollars

1:09:50: Ending

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Five close man friends gather around to write this episode.

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Chapters:

0:24 Chris' Intro and Fanboyism

2:59 Spyro the Burger King

8:09 Shitty Merchandise

12:39 "What makes you sick?"

17:17 Dailymotion

*21:43 Dollar Shave Club

24:04 Chris' Uncovered Passions

28:40 Prewritten Material

*35:11 Hubble Contacts

41:22 Masturbation

*47:55 Blue Apron

51:19 Desired Skills

54:54 Anti-Pedophile Programming

58:51 Incels

1:13:24 Mark Zuckerburg

1:15:51 Height limits

1:21:24 9/11

1:26:39 Patreon Questions

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Five close man friends gather around to be invisible.

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Chapters:

00:24: Greetings

03:23: Mirrors

06:34: Masturbation with NakeyJakey

08:03: Coffee Cum

13:39: MVTMT

17:11: Jakey's Format

24:04: Lindsay Lohan & GTA

25:42: Favourite Whores

30:32: Heraclides Ponticus Roundtable Discussion

31:57: Lightstream

36:40: Is Jakey Religious

43:49: Invisibility vs Flying

49:55: Jakey's Favourite Video Game

51:34: Hims

55:01: Hair, Breaking Bad and Cool Things

1:04:21: Jakey's Name

1:15:37: Books Kill

1:17:26: The 80s

1:23:24: Tasty Cum

1:28:50: Guilty Pleasures

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Four close man friends gather around to create words.

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Chapters:

00:34: Passive Aggressive Shade

04:24: Neil Blompkamp

05:53: Ice Poseidon

11:13: ZipRecruiter

13:02: Charlie's Penis Exam

16:51: Augmentations

26:29: Names

32:08: Words

34:03: Muscles

35:57: Back To Names

36:36: Old School Wishes

45:27: Do We Like Old People?

52:25: Socrates & Others

59:14: Kaya's Grocery Store Visit

1:03:41: Surgery Test Dummies

1:06:09: Marriage

1:10:40: Things We Like

1:18:05: Some Shoutouts

1:22:19: Ending

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about dinosaurs.

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Chapters:

00:32: Jackson Loves Dinosaurs (Please Jurassic World: Evolution, send early copy to Jackson)

08:00: Whales Are Cool

12:51: Jackson Time Travels?

16:37: Dinosaurs Vs Samurai

18:42: Kaya's Passions

19:50: ZipRecruiter

21:59: Andrew's Passions

23:39: (Unrelated) Poaching

26:55: Lara Croft's Tits

39:45: The Pinnacle of Humanity

42:15: Koko The Gorilla

48:21: URL Squatters

50:15: Immortality

57:23: Shoutouts

1:56:49: Ending

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