#35 Hate Misdemeanors, Hate Code Violations, & Penalizing Putting Pudding Pops Into Pants Pockets & Purses.

Aka: Your smile is hateful.

Terrible Teenagers, Ornery Old Folks & 3.5 Billion Unintentional Assholes. 

Aka: I pity the foolery of Mr. (Low) T.

#33 Cowardly Zebras, Ridiculous Firemen & Lying Ass Laser Removers

Aka: How dare you seek love & attention.

Skinny Little Arms, Boob-Like Hands & Unable To Run More Than A Block Without Collapsing.

Aka: Guns are definitely, absolutely, no doubt about it, for pussies.

Alex “PizzaGate” Jones, The Spectrum Of Evil, & Conspiracy Theory As Investigative Journalism.

Aka: my dichotomous joy in maybe being wrong about the seemingly over suspicious.

Impostor Snake Charmers, Fraudulent Australian Alligator Farmers, & 45 Year Old Kindergarteners.

AKA: Your artificially aged cowboy hat blows your cover.

 Never Make Quick Decisions In Reno, No Good Deed Goes Unpunished, & How Reliance Upon Others Is Key To Disappointment.

Aka: Independence is good.

 Underestimating The Mentally Challenged, Overestimating Your Own Intelligence, & Consequence Free Smugnicity.

Aka: why so many idiots think they are smarter than Donald Trump.

Star City Music Festival, Awkwardly Accepting Tips, & The Timely Kindness Of The Twisted Sister.

Aka: You try singing sappy songs in front of random strangers.