My Polynesian Step Family, Driving In Circles, & All Expenses Paid Retirement In A Tropical Paradise.

Aka: Who do I gotta kill to join the Hawaiian brotherhood?

How Chris Cuomo Earned His Nickname, Jesus Sucked Up To The Big Man, & I Tricked My Way Through The Bishop’s Interview.

Aka: How to ban your way to stardom.

Getting To The Fucking Point, Cowardly Internet Snitchery, & The Dubious Future Of Digital Meteorology.

AKA: Amish barn raising looks more appealing every day.

The Harsh Reality Of Conditional Nudity, The Myth of Unconditional Love, & The Pervasive Cruelty Of Swipe Leftists.

AKA: It’s a miracle people aren’t wearing body armor to spin class.

Fat Albert Einstein Can’t Dance, Stephen Hawkings Can’t Kick A Field Goal, & Michael Jordan Forgot Where He Left His Keys.

AKA: Everyone is retarded.

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Killer Bees, Exploding Bee Keepers, & The Irrational Fear Of Red Leather Pants.

AKA: Being skeptical, critical, cautious and wary ain’t nothin of which to be scared.

 Old Dudes Watercoloring, Young Dudes Fixing Race Cars, & An Endless Stream Of Dog Rescue Videos.

AKA: Social Media doesn’t really give an accurate picture of anyone.

Howard Stern Finds Jesus, David Letterman Turns Into Mother Teresa, & Maddox Unironically Clutches His Self Administered Pearl Necklace.

AKA: Jesus ain’t known for his stand-up comedy.

The Penis/Vagina Shouting Match, Claw Marks To Match My Freckles, & How Bruised Egos Lead To Bruised Bodies.

AKA: It’s surprising there aren’t mass shootings every 5 minutes.