The Penis/Vagina Shouting Match, Claw Marks To Match My Freckles, & How Bruised Egos Lead To Bruised Bodies.

AKA: It’s surprising there aren’t mass shootings every 5 minutes.

A Big Dumb Cowboy Hat, A Frumpy Forgettable Girl, & A Whore In Red Leather (Tits To Toes).

Aka: It’s not my fault I don’t remember you.

Mathematically Induced Rage, Defiant Popcorn Revenge, & Why I Hated School.

Aka: These obedient idiots are NOT my people!

 Having My First Drink At 33, 13 Subsequent Years Of Catch-up, & Losing Interest In Booze As I Lost Interest In Strangers.

Aka: I recognize drunk facebooking when I see it.

Artist Of The Year, Juvenile Photo Realism, & The Crushing Melancholy Of Valiant Best Efforts.

AKA An ironic, low effort plea of: can you at least TRY!?

 - Prophets For Profits, Mexican Kids In Cages, & The Ever-Presence Of DoomsDayism.

Aka: Your boiling forehead is giving me a sunburn.

 - Little Tiny Rocks, Dog’s Ears Flapping, & The Unfathomable Miracle Of Everything.

Aka: Don’t Worry So Much.

 - Thin Skin, Thick Skin & The Subtle Tenderness Of Screaming Out In Pain

Ever feel like a big fat hippocrip?

Oh how that hairy trigger finger gets itchy & blocky.