Ms. Pat checks in to talk about her busy week at home painting, cleaning, eating and celebrating her birthday!

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Ms. Pat is trying to get her money back on a Tom Joyner cruise. She was on a flight where a man was beating it like the LAPD. Ms. Pat won't stop saying a word she shouldn't. Ms. Pat visits the private workshop from the guy on Mythbusters and commits a social faux pas.

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We made it to episode 50 and Ms. Pat can't believe it. Her husband had some eye surgery thanks to worms. She says dirt works for wiping. We talk to her daughter Ashley who gets in trouble for cursing.

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We are one episode away from episode 50! We revisit some of our favorite shows. Ms. Pat is running a FEMA camp in anticipation of COVID-19. Coronavirus is messing everything up. We talk a little about what to expect while making you laugh. We ask if Ms. Pat or Deon would run for President. Also, keep your racism in your car.

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Super Tuesday is over and Mini Mike is out. Ms. Pat will say this about Trump, he’s hilarious. She talks about Diamond and Silk rapping for Trump. A hospital worker was arrested for sucking toes. Ms. Pat tells a story from her childhood about skating rink money you won't forget.

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Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle have brand new cars and give some advice on buying a new vehicle. Deon still is driving that same sad ass poor car. But he has four tires, unlike Spangle! We talk a little bit about Trump pardoning people. Garrianna calls Ms. Pat a Republican and then drops the mic on the Democratic field. We find out why you don’t educate your kids.

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Ms. Pat and Deon had a fight right before the show began and things began tensely. Chris Spangle spent the day with Ms. Pat thanks to car troubles. Garrianna joins us to break down the recent Democratic debate. Ms. Pat talks about her mom's day and washing clothes by hand as a kid. She once visited family so poor that she even was shocked. 

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Gwen SomeGodDamnBody has a candle that smells like certain things and Ms. Pat wants to know which scent they based it on. We ask Garrianna if she would tell Ms. Pat about her most intimate details. We discuss the genealogy of Ms. Pat's family, which is screwing up the census. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain the Eiffel Tower. Deon brings up another sad story. Ms. Pat can't be your surrogate so don't even ask.

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Ms. Pat is getting a side hustle to fund a trip for the kids. She tells us how she would deal with a school shooter. Garrianna joins us and roasts tf out of Ms. Pat.

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This is an episode you’ll never forget. We are live at San Francisco Sketchfest, and one couple has a legendary first date at the show. Ms. Pat calls them on stage to talk about their STDs. Ms. Pat shares more stories about white people not minding their business, her first relationship, and her gonorrhea, crabs and fleas. 

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