The Patrick Ryan Show

It's a conspiracy episode this week! Elon Musk sets his sights on the Moon, but is there a reason we stopped going there? Plus sex robots are getting molested in Europe and Japan may have just perfected AI skin and facial movement.

Making an 8 year old your chauffeur, the jogging pooper, bake sales based on race in NM, apocalypse in CA, forced entry to find a drinking buddy, flushing money in Geneva, Hannibal pictures won't help your parole, AND the white woman who burnt herself black. PLUS, Dustin Slentz is on the show!

This week on the pod the guys start out by following up on the verdict from the story of the monkey that sued a photographer. The show then takes a turn to the extraterrestrial for an in depth look at what one man who worked at an Ohio Air Force Base had to say about underground tunnels and Roswell. And finally Dennis brings the guys back down to Earth with some good 'ol Quora weirdness.

Nose jobs and permanent erections, weeding out fake news as a job, using your brother's name in jail, the postal cartel, the director of the Exorcist sees an exorcism. Plus, Spencer Perkins is on the show this week!

Take a trip back a couple of years into the Obama era and find out how the hamburger is made.

The army of robots started out dancing..., a robot to see you to the afterlife, psychic payday, checking a gun by pulling the trigger, a new clown, high class problems of high class hookers, torching your trailer to teach druggies a lesson, getting high on Trump, and Saudi Arabia still loves the Macarena!

An accidental nuke warning, Trumpsters and Juggalos hanging out, spraying manure on the border patrol, the silent song, and a 16 year old could be our governor.

These are all good ways to describe our stories this week.

We're back! And we've got drowning robots, getting off to the Emoji movie, the phantom barber of India, monkey crackdown, and someone is pretty certain of what happened to MH370.

The best stuff from the first 3 episodes!

Trapped in an ATM, demanding your drugs back, paying your taxes with a finger, monkey court, stealing a tiny house, and the Redneck Revolt!