The Patrick Ryan Show

Ghost busting police in Thailand, getting busted for selling deer aheads again, how to get a multi-million severance, police in UK looking for who owns this finger, sunbathing with Coke, Tinder in 1865, and from robbery to BFF's.

Killing for YouTube fame, Anonymous says there's aliens, Nasa and Mars slave children, and some of the overall best weird from the last 30 years.

Pregnant women can kill people in NH, breast milk jewelry, fixing the penis rock in Norway, getting stuck in a draw bridge, the mini crossbow craze, and getting robbed while reporting on crime.

PHELPS V. SHARK, Teens stealing cop cars, making the city pay for your butt lift, drowning a rabid raccoon, please don't pee in our courthouse, Kansas man sentenced to wife, KFC is sending chicken to space, manspreading in Spain, and chicks wearing hairy dude swimsuits.

Bringing fake drugs to Bonnaroo, handing out porn to the finance committee, chimps in court, the correct response to onions in your food, getting struck by lightning inside, pulling your kid's teeth at WalMart, the sawdust escape, and the Jason Statham of saving someone during a seizure!

Mr. Met loses his cool, calling 911 when you're lonely, the town that stared at sex all day, a mail carrier's plot on dogs, bringing bed bugs to the municipal building to complain, a balloon crash is a bad omen, subway performers brawl, and seeking a bbq dad.

The BJ defense, monkey mafia, nude bath schools in Japan, a juggling robbery, and Quora is back this week!

Trying to pass a murder plot as a screenplay, RoboCop in Dubai, a Robo Soccer fan in Russia, Cannibalism is bad for you, and the gold of Quora is discovered!

The man who became Hitler in New Jersey, Chelsea Manning is getting out of prison, a bee sting operation, city workers go deep cover in a swingers club, and horse meat in Pittsburg.

Octogenarian burlesque dancer who's down for some corruption, the human ken doll might go blind, an officer who loved "Training Day" a little too much, the snoring 911 dispatcher, and Germany got a playa's back.