The Patrick Ryan Show

In weirdness this week the Internet brought stories of the Oakland shooter who enjoys graphic art, leaving a note after an outburst, a spy doll, pressing your luck in court, and Kim Jong Un takes a few pages from a James Bond novel.

In Internet weird this week we've got stories of Hitler's reappearing in Austria, finding millions in cocaine of English beaches, a drunken bus joyride, faking a kidnapping to get money from your nana, the $100,000 Harambe Cheeto, and finding even more cocaine in Nesquik. Plus, Mick Rice Hall is on the show this week!

In weird news this week, faking a million dollar check for a house, French holograms, Kim Jong Un's bro loves Clapton, hiding gold in your butt, faking your death in Florida, a cartwheeling choir teacher, and the Where's Waldo police hunt. Plus, Jeff Baker is on the show this week!

In weirdness this week, the man who took the blame for having his privates chopped off, a 10 year old's joyride, and some of the most ridiculous ways people have died throughout history. Plus, Jeff Nelson is on the show this week!

In Internet weird this week, cows eating Skittles, advertising your heroin on FaceBook, you can't swallow a goldfish in UK, Amish horse diapers, and asking a judge for a harsher sentence.

In Internet weirdness this week, sexual assault math assignment, following a trail to a bank robber, one woman's experience with a sex robot, What really happened to Hitler, the curse of the Cottingley Fairies, and finally we've got a note from the creepiest guy at Coachella.

The Internet brought some great stories to the show this week! "The Watcher" house is back in the news and it's here to stay! Buy all the newspapers to hide your DUI. South Korea is mapping out where its' fertile women are and putting it on the Internet. A woman who blames the lottery office for her losses. The wheelchair DUI guy is back! AND finally, one town's only plow driver quits while buried in 2 feet of snow!

It's a new year and we're kicking it off right with talks of resolutions and fights with families in the street. Then we get to the weird news with a Mummer's Parade now with less racism, tipping your waitress with valium, the man who didn't talk to his wife for 20 years while living together, and the hair stylist with a fee for whiny kids.

It's the last show of the year and we want to thank you for being with us! We've had a lot of fun this year and we're looking forward to another great one in 2017!

This week with a Christmas hangover we wandered the weird online to find a Russian man ramming into an airport for love, the PB&J Burglar, the most annoying word in America this year, and we've got a Craigslist Serial Killer this week to close out the year on the show.

It's almost Christmas and the Internet showed up with presents early. This week our stories include taking Jesus to the hospital, police save a frozen mannequin, Chilean cabinet ministers and their blow up dolls, finding $5k in the trash, jewel thieves never quit, and we've got a Craigslist Killer under the tree!