The Patrick Ryan Show

This week we are talking about a domestic dispute with a backhoe, Austin's condom tree initiative, Bundespraesidentenstichwahlwiederholungsverschiebung (YEP THAT'S A WORD NOW), embryos filing a lawsuit, and this week we've got a Craigslist Killer out in NJ!

This week in Internet weird, skating on dead fish, CNN aired porn in Boston? Robbing a bank to end a streak of bad luck, Iceland vs. Iceland, pizza ID, and more drones smuggling stuff!

In weird news this week, Counterfeiting in Peru, How to pick up women with a badge, Using Cheetos to accelerate a fire, The Nacho Hooker, AND the Spelling Bee Bandit. Plus, Craigslist Killers is back with a guy that definitely would've been a story ark on Dexter!

In weird news this week, a dead man won an election, another got elected and arrested, while a third pretended to be a judge before being elected. Plus, if you're going to take a cab to a robbery, pay the driver! AND Craigslist Killers is back!

It's Election Day! On the show this week, the Top 5 Most Badass Presidents of all time! Plus some of the weirdest facts about the Presidents this fine country has elected!

In weird Internet news this week, changing your name to iPhone, drunk driving topless selfies, using a secret service badge to get out of a ticket, returning the car you stole, and flipping pumpkins for fun and profit!

It's a Halloween episode! We're talking tales of haunts in Hollywood, Witches in Silicon Valley, and Ronald McDonald in hiding. Plus Adam Maxwell is on the show this week!

In Internet weird this week, getting hit by a plane on the sidewalk, Kansas police looking for the owner of some meth they found, a man who lost his member, getting killed over conspiracy, and a missing couple's FaceBook is still pretty busy.

In the weird this week, getting groped at your wedding for money, the FaceBook sperm donor, Mamma got caught, and Jared Cook almost ate a chicken head this week. Plus, Ryan Trickey and Marnie Slater were on the show this week!