This week the Internet brought us a guy cooking his pee, using a tractor to get your soda, what not to do after making out with a random girl at the bar, a writer so proud of his novel he decided to live it out, some girls can't handle rejection, and we've more dumb Oklahoma laws and some stupid ones in Colorado. Plus Spencer Perkins and Jeff Nelson came by to weigh in on these important news stories.

It's an international episode with weird stuff from around the globe... and Joplin. Plus some of the dumbest laws in the great state of Oklahoma!

This week the Internet brought us stories of dog exorcisms, more robot sex, Microsoft shows how out of touch they are with their recruiting, Pokemon Go brings death, a man that wants to have multiple "cakes" are eat them too, plus more dumb laws in Kansas and Missouri!

This week on the Internet, Germans writing their own angry obits, get beat over ramen noodles, a bitter man and his sex doll, the cheese mafia, and some of the dumbest laws Missouri has to offer.

We've got robots escaping, humans trying to be robots, "low-income" governors, plus why you shouldn't go FaceBook "Live" after your successful robbery. The Internet didn't disappoint so check out the weirdness we found this week!

Weirdness on the Internet! This week, suing your ex-girlfriend for the money you spent, smuggling iguanas in Colorado, Nude photos are great loan collateral, a millionaire shoplifting school teacher in Maine, getting arrested for "donating" money, and some of the most bizarre campaign promises ever made. All that and more on the podcast this week!

The Internet did not disappoint this week!. We've got stories of a legally dead guy walking around Ohio, No fatties allowed at a new Japanese restaurant, losing your virginity to a robot, some of the craziest family traditions, Dog-lions at a Chinese zoo, and in Massachusetts rappers are challenging fools on the streets.

Our stories this week include a professor in Utah can't give out fake pee anymore, a football fan bites balls of a security guard, Earth's unknown second Sun, Dennis brought some killer bird talk, plus Adam Maxwell!

Listen in on the weirdest news the Internet had to offer Dennis and Patrick this week!

Stalin in your yearbook, an angry baby that'll hump your leg, breaking into a nuclear power plant to find your way home, plus the dumbest laws you can break in Kansas!

Listen in on the weirdest news the Internet had to offer Dennis and Patrick this week!

Plus, Dennis brought something different for this week. What is it? Listen to find out