The Patrick Ryan Show

Creepy clowns in KC, a phantom rooster, and getting arrested at the library.

In the strange news this week, polyester pants on rats, a freshness explosion, you can't ride the manatees, creepy clowns, and measuring your manhood in the bathroom. Plus Brandon Patrick is on the show this week!

On the Internet this week in weirdness, stealing a cop car with your hands cuffed behind your back, a girlfriend that'll call in a bomb threat for you, a lifetime of stolen socks, mailing dead animals when you don't get that job, and a real life "psycho". Plus Steve Moser is on the show this week!

This week in weird news stories, the teen doctor is back, robbing a bank to escape your wife, New Zealand library hates kids, and creepy clowns in the south!

This week on the Internet, finding meth in your GameStop game, the "Bad Apple Culprit", a toddler got a ticket, bees swarm I-435, and Japan's "secret weapon"!

In weirdness this week, a naked man crashes into Southwest flight, selling horse meat in Britain, the most unlucky man in Florida, and pizza drones!

And this week in Internet news, drug delivering drones, disguises to avoid jail, stealing an ambulance when you miss the bus, throwing pizza at police, a Nazi gold train, and the man who ate knives. Plus, we've got Spencer Perkins back on the show this week!

On the show this week, the Internet brought us Russians who love mosquitos, passing out at the scene of a crime, chili-powder condoms, the rubber duck that traveled the world, the ups and downs of being a lefty, and clothes that repair themselves!

Fresh in the news the Internet brought us stories of accidentally becoming a refugee in Germany, a tale of dueling obituaries, Ohio needs sober pot experts, a pizza ATM, dumpster pools in Philly, and an 11 year old bus driver. Plus, we've got Marnie Slater and Kameron Johnson on the show this week!

Stories of the strange, crazy, and stupid this week, the Internet found plenty. Arguing with your sober self, the Japanese ghost of poo and pee, the quickest way to get back to jail, Florida cops confuse donuts for meth, a bridal shop owner putting himself on display, bragging will get you busted, and some of the craziest rulers throughout history.