The Patrick Ryan Show

The Patrick Ryan Show

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The Patrick Ryan Show episodes

  • PRS_107

    This week on the show we've got some range in our news stories!

    "Young woman asks for weed on Twitter and gets a response - but it's not the one she wants."

    "UCSB Student Accused in Half-Naked Assault on Pastor"

    "Businessman raising £1m to recreate 9/11 to prove conspiracy theories true or false 'once and for all"

    "Women CAN get pregnant by having anal sex, doctors confirm"

    "Gobsmacked student given £2.3m in bank blunder - this is how she spent it"

    AND Dennis brought a segment of his own! Will it be a recurring thing?

    1 hr 25 min
  • PRS_106
    This week on the show, mobbing over a bad haircut, boy gets penis in yearbook, Boaty McBoatface, the Disneyland of Sex, Take your tiny house and get out of town, and our last Craigslist Killers segment for now and these guys are murdering on the move.
    51 min
  • PRS_105

    This week on the show, the North Korean "Pleasure Squad", amayor that steals for his people, an employer that offers "methbonuses", when the rapture happens ram a Wal-Mart, a robbery withone big hole in it, belly button beer, the biggest purple rainripoff since purple rain was released, and our Craigslist Killergets angry off of sex.

    53 min
  • PRS_104
    This week on the show, a time-traveling food bandit, fall asleep in Tennessee wake up in Texas – a terrible nightmare, Big Brother shuts down the ocean bubble boy, Ronald McDonald's arrest in China, The Watcher House, 1980's guilt that just won't go away, and our Craigslist Killer HATES false advertisement.
    1 hr 3 min
  • PRS_103

    This week on the show, “This book is mine, I’ll not pay the fine” a lesser known Dr. Seuss book, a stinky crime, where not to hide when you escape from prison, A pasta wedding that America hates but New Zealand is onboard for, terrible parents of the US and UK, and finally a Craigslist Killer story with a happy ending!

    1 hr 2 min
  • PRS_102

    This week on the show, a prank so good you’ll destroy a burger, the Hamburglar just wanted some 5 guys, defense against the dark arts, a convict would have got away if it weren’t for his impaled leg, DIY DUI checkpoint, and everyone is pointing fingers in our Craigslist Killer this week!

    57 min
  • PRS_101

    This week on the show, A drug sniffing rabbit, the cops found him in a dryer, a virgin in Bangkok got a sexy billboard, downing a plane with yoga, murderous first graders, an update on the fake senator, and there’s a snitch in our Craigslist Killer this week.

    54 min
  • PRS_100

    It's the 100th Episode!!! This week on the show, Tom Green is still ruining lives in 2016, in Kansas we sell sex toys, Smelling your way to love, Buying the whole town, one of the worst teens, sitting in a tree will cost you 50k, law school IS optional, North Korea is pooping on people, and our Craigslist Killer may be our shortest pursuit yet.

    1 hr 2 min
  • PRS_99
    This week on the show, looking for extra tax deductions? Why not buy them? A nun that just wanted to feel something. When your pizza is late go wreck the shop. The chicken baron’s bribes. And you have to be a real asshole to get your house egged a hundred times a year. Oh and our Craigslist Killer swears “Stead” did it!
    1 hr 3 min
  • PRS_98
    This week on the show, stripper cops can’t really stop crime, being so good at your job that guano is the only way to be thanked, my defense attorney can’t take a punch, complaining on the phone all day, the truth on leprechauns, and sometimes a guy wants to shoot you instead of sell you a car on Craigslist.
    53 min

About The Patrick Ryan Show

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Comedian Patrick Ryan and his funny friends convene every other week to poke fun at each other, riff on current events, and discuss the world of stand-up.