The Patrick Ryan Show

Call 911 when you lose your heroin, assaulting a robot will land you in jail, cryogenic brains are about to wake up, and cats are mysteriously getting shaved!

Finding $14K, sex so good it'll stop professional tennis, North Korean volleyball, and Project Grudge!

Meet the meth addicted python from Australia, America's librarian unreal fall from grace, and suing Wal-Mart over cleaning toilets.

You've got to keep your snake on a leash in South Dakota, forming a PAC from prison, the real life Mowgli girl, and penis capitivus or juju?

Weirdness around the world this week, transplanting a human head, high heels for babies, The Watcher strikes again, and FaceBook is trying to get people murdered just like Craigslist!

We are back to the normal weirdness this week! In the news this weeks, we've got a follow up on the pooper scooper secret service agent, a matador who took the whole horn, and sex bot Samantha has emotions plus "family" mode. AND Dustin Slentz is on the show!

Space pooping and MK ULTRA aka, the government's attempt at mind control.

This week in the weird, partying with a dead guy in Colorado, faking your girlfriend's murder, inmates have identities to steal too, avoiding doing your taxes, plus that time the government tried to wire up cats.

This week we follow up on what was accidentally one of our weirdest stories from the back half of last week's episode, a ufo the size of Jupiter flying into and out of the Sun.This week we do something a little out of the norm for the show and do an in-depth look at Planet X, or Nibiru, or Nemesis, or whatever other name people come up with for the belief that a giant planet is headed for the Earth.

We enjoyed covering this and we'd love to hear your thoughts on this possible change in format. Do you like it? Should we do this type of thing more? Should this be its' own show? Sprinkle stuff like this in more? We want to know if you didn't like it as well. You can be nice about it though.

This week in weird news, Tinder wants to be the Pokemon Go of dating apps, skipping your hospital job to be a chef, AND ALIENS ARE REAL! OH MY GOD ALIENS ARE REAL!