The Pitch-off Project

Spooky Vicky Gallant and Ryan “F is for Frankenstein” Hughes creep into the studio to pitch their horror movies set at an aquarium. Vicky plans the next stage of Hot Criminal’s career. Ryan plans the next stage of Frasier’s apartment’s career. And in the end, we choose a winner… for the usual reasons.

We’re back in the boardroom for a marketing mix on Yaw Attuah’s movie Maize Runners. This week, our marketing strategy will touch on elevator BBQs, Elon Musk and baby boomer sex.

Yaw Attuah and Clover Whileaway get lost in movie pitches that make use of a corn maze. Yaw introduces us to the Willy Wonka of Corn. Wee Baby Clover introduces us to the paper clip dick. And in the end, in crowning our winner we avoid a fate more horrifying than you can possibly imagine!

Jake Martin and Clare Blackwood are LIVE at the Social Capital theatre pitching their movies based on that hot summer trend… you know the one! Jake introduces us to the 16th century’s most progressive Pope. Clare pushes her fashion agenda. And in the end, the audience will decide who gets a lucrative development deal.

Daniel Williston and Kristen Zaza are thankful for this surprise bonus episode of the Pitch-off Project in which they pitch movies set on Thanksgiving day, 2024. Daniel reunites an estranged father and son. Kristen creates possibly the greatest tagline of all time. And in the end, it’s all about who can get their product to market first!

We’re back in the boardroom answering your listener questions and then doing some pitching of our own.

Listener Questions:

When will the world be done with Predator?

Which improve class should I take?

If you were invited to a dark and spooky castle overnight to win $10, would you do it?

Movie Titles:

The Character of You

The Boy Who Loved Too Much

A Montauk Montage

All for One and One for Alzheimers

The Mandala Effect

The Knot of Time Untangled

We’re back for another marketing mix on Jordi O’Dael’s movie The Jaws of Love. Our marketing strategy will focus on Jemaine Clement’s relationship with sharks, billboards, and bitcoin.

Grab the tissues, because Jordi O’Dael and Andrew Gaunce are pitching movies to make everyone cry. The maximum amount. Jordi desexualizes their main love interest. Andrew tells a touching story of childhood trauma. And in the end, we get one of the most definitive reasons for victory yet!

We're back for another Boardroom Bonus in which we answer your listener questions and do some pitching of our own.

We’re back for another Marketing Mix with our Executive Marketing Guru, Jessica Fife. This time, we’re working on Clare Blackwood’s monster movie, Daughter of the Botfly. Our marketing strategy will touch on botfly treats, John Cena’s death, and getting Off.