The Pitch-off Project

We’re back in the boardroom answering your listener questions and doing some pitching of our own.

With Leete in the big boy chair this week, Ryan F. Hughes and Grace Smith try to pitch movies to launch the acting career of Leete’s sister. Ryan has at least one secret. Grace just can’t even with Li’l Poopoo. But in the end, family always comes before business.

We’re alone in the boardroom answering one listener question and then doing some Christmas pitching of our own.

Listener questions:

Do you all ever take a break?

Movie titles:

Manger Danger

Batman Doesn’t Begin

How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2: Max’s Revenge

The Grapes of Sloth

Kringle All the Way

Dese Nuts: Da Movie

Mark Heeney and Kristen Zaza skip Christmas entirely and pitch movies for the Boxing Day holiday. Mark bullies us. Kristen takes none of our guff. But in the end, it’ll all come down to one iconic quotation.

Jennifer McCauliffe and Calvin Rea purge themselves of their pitches for a bingeable property for Disney’s new streaming service. Jennifer reveals herself to be a copyright troll. Calvin creates a convenient new video game tie-in. And in the end, Josef just follows the fun!

We’re back for another Boardroom Bonus, answering your listener questions and doing some pitching of our own.

Rebecca Cohen and Andrew Gaunce pitch movies centered around the first snowfall of the season. Rebecca reveals the awesome star power of Sondheim. Andrew finds a way to shit on even more people than usual. And in the end, Josef has many reasons for crowning the winner.

It’s just us in the boardroom, answering your listener questions and then doing some pitching of our own.

We’re back for another Marketing Mix with our Executive Marketing Guru Jessica Fife. This week, we’re marketing Clare Blackwood’s movie time travel adventure, New Phone Who Dis? Our marketing strategy will touch on Luddism, malice towards Nick Cage and nostalgia.

Trevor Tranter and Clare Blackwood dial in and tell us about their movies titled New Phone Who Dis? Trevor discloses his real address on the air. Clare discovers the power of true love. And in the end, we get a classic Hollywood win-win!