The Pitch-off Project

It’s too late. Jennifer and Grace’s time has come to pitch movies based on the song Bohemian Rhapsody. Jennifer makes the choice between incest and a camaro. Grace introduces her hot new character Dr. Baby. And in the end, Josef and Leete are the only losers.

It’s just us in the boardroom this week, answering your listener questions and doing some pitching of our own.

Jordi and Trevor go big AND go home with their pitches for a new kaiju franchise. Jordi combines monsters and candy. Trevor finally reveals his kink. And in the end, we create the most compelling character in movie history.

It’s just us in the boardroom this week, answering your listener questions and then doing some pitching of our own.

Andy Bugelli and Grace Smith go to infinity and beyond to create a new Tim Allen vehicle. Andy is starting a new career path. Grace is cutting the crap. And in the end, all Josef wants is cold, hard cash.

It’s just us in the boardroom today, answering your listener questions and doing some pitching of our own.

Listener questions:

Where did you grow up… and when?

If you had two movies and in one movie you had a Frankenstein who was a werewolf and in the other one there was a Frankenstein who was a Dracula, which movie would do better at the box office and which movie would win more awards?

What is some onset slang to make it seem like I know what I’m doing?

Can you think of any good auto antonyms?

How do I convince an up and coming band to let me make a documentary about them?

Movie titles:

Everybody is Best Friends

The Bitter Taste of Her Soul

Swiper Yes Swiping

March: Month of Madness

Those Who Cannes

Blanket Statement

In our Easter special, Connor Ferris and Vicky Gallant take a stab at creating a movie based around the Lance of Longinus, which purportedly pierced the side of Jesus on the cross. Connor turns a dead rat into a beautiful dead swan. Vicky’s got a soft spot in her heart for Seths in Hollywood. And in the end, the movie with the bigger demographic always wins.

It’s just us in the boardroom this week, answering your listener questions and then doing some pitching of our own.

We roll down the rope ladder and let Jake and Kristen into the boardroom to pitch movies set in an idyllic treehouse. Jake gives an old star a new start while Kristen invents a new Hollywood actor. But in the end, it all comes down to the almighty dollar.

Kristen’s podcasts On A Dark Cold Night and Oh Boy It’s Kristen and Leete can be found wherever find podcasts are sold. Jake has a whole podcast network called Station Z.

It’s just us in the boardroom this week, answering your listener questions and doing some pitching of our own.

Listener Questions:

How dark is too dark for a villain?

What do you have in store for your next 50 episodes?

How do you feel about the government putting a chip in your arm with like your passport and credit cards and everything on there but but also it has a tracker for the government to track you and also maybe cyanide?

Movie Titles:

The Real Merry Housewives of Windsor

Little Green Men from Earth

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Jackets

The Year Halloween Fell on Friday the 13th

Death Perception

A Memory of Tomorrow