It’s just us in the boardroom today, answering your listener questions and doing some pitching of our own.

Things are heating up as Grace and Tal pitch original movies for the Fireplace Channel. Grace wastes our money in flagrant fashion. Tal creates a whole new kind of eroticism. And in the end, Leete is forced to declare a winner, based on his own, unknowable criteria.

It’s just us in the boardroom today, answering your listener questions and doing some pitching of our own.

Jordi and Ryan are throwing elbows trying to get a deal on their Black Friday movies. Jordi writes the most romantic scene we’ve ever had on The Pitch-off Project. Ryan imagines a utopian future. And in the end, Josef gives Jordi a birthday present they’ll never forget!

It’s just us in the boardroom today, answering your listener questions and doing some pitching of our own.

Listener questions:

What do you listen to in the car?

Should I shoot in 4k?

How can I get my little brother to stop listening to the Groundhog Day musical soundtrack?

What do I need to know for my first mix session?

How can I get Matt Damon in my student film?

Movie titles:

Farenheit 420

Son of Son of a Gun

Peek-a-who???

Take My Tears to Texas

Gino Evil

The Coward Who Won the War

Brittany Smith and Jessalyn Ferguson light up our studio with their pitches on a Guy Fawkes movie! Brittany gives us the most star-studded film Hollywood has seen in years. Jessalyn shows off her flawless Colorado accent. And in the end, we meet the character that will take America by storm!

Listener questions:

What movie will scare the shit out of people when I play it on mute in the background of my halloween party?

How do I make my horror movie villain memorable?

Who would win in a fight: a Dracula the size of a horse or one hundred Frankensteins the size of a duck?

Did you know that hummus on a grape is not really that bad?

What’s a spooky prank I can play on my mom?

What is your worst fear and where will you be next Tuesday at midnight?

Movie titles:

Babies Who Kill

Maniac Pixie Scream Ghoul

Midnight Son

Netflix and Kill

Manster

Widdlest Widdle Hungy Boy

We take a shine to Clare and Anthony as they pitch us their own versions of a Stephen King movie. Clare gives us a movie that is most definitely NOT a metacommentary. Anthony stuffs his movie with movies that are stuffed with People. And in the end, sexism remains alive and well in Hollywood North.

It’s just us in the boardroom today, answering your listener questions and doing some pitching of our own!

Craig and Hayden make themselves at home in our new boardroom and really make Toronto a character in their movie pitches. Craig exploits a lot of Canadian stereotypes. Hayden alienates a bunch of potential sponsors. But in the end, plagiarism can ruin any Hollywood career!