The Pitch

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Brayton takes a look at the most common species of bassist, the prolific "Bald Bassist with Goatee."

Videos discussed:

• "No One Knows" by Queens of the Stone Age
• "Chop Suey" by System of a Down
• "Dig" by Mudvayne

Kris and Kole talk about illumination, snack cakes, and unusual births.

ALSO: It might not make a difference. Kris’ trip and the very expensive rock. Snack cake kill room. The Missouri Pickle Mystery. The Oregonian katana murder. Coffin birth. Kool Aid Man’s Sermon. Walden Pond is mostly piss now. We’ll drill in Australia since we’re all okay here.

We're taking a break on wrestling games for a while, so listen in to hear about Gary's Gabriel Knight vacation to New Orleans!

The designers forgot to design, and a plain ol' snake snuck in.

This is it! It's been a pretty amazing journey with y'all, but we are officially out of X-Men TAS episodes. We're going out on a bang, though, because these two episodes are EXTREMELY GOOD. Or at least EXTREMELY OKAY. Alright, well, one of them explains that Jack the Ripper was harvesting mutant genes for Mr. Sinister and the other one has penis houses, so maybe they're just EXTREMELY NORMAL XMEN TAS EPISODES.

Don't worry folks, we're not going anywhere. We'll be back in two weeks covering X-Men First Class, then back with our feedback episode after that. Then: we're gonna start covering more 90s Marvel Cartoons, starting with the Spiderman episodes that the X-Men appear on, then onto Avengers: United They Stand. It's gonna be fun, so stick with us.