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This spoon is bender, and these graphics won't render!

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talka bout Monster Hunter: World, the shuttering of Mayfair Games, and we ask you about your worst grinding stories.

• Settlers of Catan developer is shutting down.
• Shadow of the Colossus has new secrets.
• Vampyr is releasing June 5.
• Video games and monks.

• What’s your worst story of grinding for something in a game?

• Dennis: DropMix. Watching the Overwatch League. Hue. Knack.
• David: Monster Hunter World.
• Ben: The Witness. Subnautica.
• Kole: Monster Hunter World. SOMA. Breath of Fire III.

Links:

• In Thailand, Buddhist Monks Grapple with the Meaning of Video Games - Waypoint

We're playing fast and loose with the mission of the show in order to talk about the most unlikely thing: a board game adaptation that is also a very good movie. Tim Curry headlines an ensemble cast that tries to solve murder after murder in a nonstop horny farce. This movie should be remembered for a lot more than its "multiple endings" gimmick.

Will you learn to love a weapon? No, no you won't. However, you will love the way Titanfall 2 feels to play. The way it handles shooting and movement is something to behold. Though the story leaves a lot to be desired, the game's standout levels and breezy pace made this a perfect conclusion to Mech Month.

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Links:

• Exosquad Opening - YouTube
• Titanfall 2 by An Angry Albino in 1:35:33 - SGDQ2017 - Part 129 - YouTube
• Characters Voice Comparison - "Optimus Prime" - YouTube
• Money City Maniacs - YouTube
• Democracy 3 Trailer - YouTube
• PunkBuster - Wikipedia

This eye is inner, and these fellas like dinner!

Kris and Kole talk about delivery logistics, awful queso, and delayed gratification.

ALSO: Give ‘im the heater! Scavenger hunt for my packages. A very bad watch. The tubed food market. A comment from our racist president. A campaign against Tide Pods. A long story about getting shot. More Subway. China doesn’t want to take our garbage anymore. Dolphins are delaying gratification.

This onion is sad, but this podcast is rad!

Brayton Cameron returns to school us on Bloody Roar and usher in the new age of Chili Horse.

Special Guest: Brayton Cameron.

The season ends on a classic, and a subversion of our "most undead are trash" rule.

The show is taking a brief break, and will return starting March 5 with our season about the Shadowrun supplemental manual "Paranormal Animals of North America".

This week we ask the question "why is Storm such an idiot?" and unfortunately we don't get an answer. Instead, we get an episode of He-Man with Marvel characters and a Star Trek plot. It's real weird. We also cover a good episode about Nightcrawler, and have to deal with a lot of Sabretooth/Mystique fanfic. I'm sorry, y'all.