The Pitch

Let's take it way back to the earliest days of 3D platforming. It's everyone's favorite failed mascot: Robbit! (Pronunciation yet to be determined). The story of Jumping Flash! is kind of sad, because it nailed so much about how to make a platformer feel good... then just kind of went away. It's an evolutionary dead end that lives as a footnote about the PlayStation, and little more. But you shouldn't ignore it.

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The mighty magic sasquatch, except not.

Kris and Kole talk about dank taxonomies, derogatory taxonomies, and morbid taxonomies.

ALSO: Context counts. We didn’t talk. Fish excuses and sweet potato difficulties. It’s a thermal carafe. QUIZ: Canadian weed terms. A place where wolves like to fuck. Kris’ fear of carbon monoxide poisoning. A gallon of liquid in a gallon bag. What do you call the body? Grandma’s in the ornament. Laser engraved livers.

Syrg joins us to talk about the infamously bad Silicon Knights game "X-Men: Destiny". We are not taking offers for debates at this time.

Here come the elder things!

Hello! Thanks for listening to Days of Future Cast. This week we tell the amazing story of Warleg, a mutant that was born shaped like a leg, and began searching the galaxy for the perfect person that was missing a leg, liked war, and willing to put up with his awful, awful voice work. It's a good one folks.

They're cheaper than actual dragons because you get two fewer drumsticks.

We read your responses about our three games from January, and discuss the new FromSoft announcements and how they effect our plans.

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This is it! The final cookie-cutter undead.

We're off to see the wizard... the wonderful Wizard of lots of places. With the flashback done, Autumn and Jeremy Greer join me to talk about the conclusion of book four. Roland and his Ka Tet venture forth into Kansas until their road leads them directly into a familiar palace, inhabited by a familiar devilish interloper.