The Pitch

Now we enter a detour into the little guys, and hope we don't inhale a dragon faerie.

Links:

• Dragonet (3.5e Creature) - D&D Wiki — This creature resembles a sleek, miniature dragon, slightly smaller than a housecat. It has a thin, long neck, fine scales, sharp, delicate horns and teeth. Its tail is roughly the same length as its body.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross blast off and crash down with Starflight and Toe Jam & Earl.

This is the "Genesis Games that Want to be PC Games" special, as we look at two bizarre console titles from the early 90s. Starflight is the prototypical galaxy exploration simulator, with a wide world and tons of character. Meanwhile, Toe Jam & Earl is an early take on a rogue-lite whose style doesn't quite make up for its mechanical shortcomings.

• Starflight Manual
• Earth Virginnys
• TMNT Tiger Game
• Jeeps
• Kole definitely wrote this
• AS on I wanna be the guy
• TJ+E Manual
• Guy's Grocery Games
• Metta
• Orgone
• Kickstarter

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Kris and Kole talk about logistics, propaganda, and true love.

Update the schematic. New phone ordeal. My cat's a bitch. I found the beef. The best health, the best. Robobabies. All Hail Shizz. Car bang. Manbang. Have this snake, this is you. Solve problems for your lunch.

Too chromatic for the metal dragons, too metallic for the chromatic dragons. Here we have the misfits. The outlaws. The rebels.

Links:

• Chromatic dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Chromatic dragons are also very commonly evil.
• Steel Dragon (Dungeons & Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia — The sociable steel dragons prefer the company of humanoids to that of other dragons. Their reasons range from admiration to greed.

The ultimate lesson of this tech-demo stretched to full game is "be yourself." Also, if any viscous substance crosses our doorstep, we'll immediately start talking about ejaculate.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Peeve Peeverson talk about the state of PVP play in Dark Souls III.

• Peeve on Twitch

• Oro and Peeve

• No End In Sight

• Scot Jund, a very good pvp guy and source of good guides

• Hells Angels

• Dark Souls Haters

If Watch Out For Fireballs! can cover Dishonored, Check It Out Comrade! can cover The Witcher 3, god damn it. Actually, this very remarkable game carries a bit of indie spirit along with a successful take on the giant grocery list genre of RPG. One of the best games we've played this year, on the show or otherwise.

Let's dig deeper an deeper into Dragonalia, with elemental dragons that skip back and forth between irrelevant planes of existence.

Links:

• Mist dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The mist dragon, also known as the Draco Nebulus Obscura, is a type of dragon in the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game.
• Mercury Dragon (Dungeons & Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia — Mercury dragons are a little bit crazy–but there's definitely a method to their madness.
• Shadow dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Physically seeming insubstantial, shadow dragons had dark and translucent scales which helped them camouflage into the darkness around them.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Obduction, the Nintendo 3DS announcements, and then we ask you about your multiplayer blunders.

• Dolphin Emulator can now boot all GameCube games.

• Arkham Revisited gets a remaster.

• Valkyria Chronicles stuff added to World of Tanks.

• Nintendo 3DS Direct announcements.

• What's the worst thing you've unintentionally done to someone else in a game?

• David: San Francisco Feats.

• Dennis: Pinball. Overwatch.

• Kole: Life is Strange.

• Ben: Obduction. Limbo.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Team Fortress 2.

• [Alis Landale](phantasystar.wikia.com/wiki/Alis_Landale)
• [Errant Signal on Overwatch/TF2](www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hj1haLcdI0)
• [Don't Give up Skeleton](www.darkinsight.net/dgus/)

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