The Pitch

Kris and Kole talk about vacation, celebrity gossip, and canine robotics.

ALSO: Sorry I was late. Vacation. LePage rant. Kill Pill. Norway phone story. Keenan and Cosby. This will change the way you... Fat One's Hot Dogs and Italian Ice. Roomba makes matters worse.

Exdragonanza 2016 begins in earnest as we discuss dragonkind in general, before diving into specifics over the next few weeks.

Links:

• Dragon, General Information (Monstrous Manual) — Dragons are an ancient, winged reptilian race. They are known and feared for their size, physical prowess, and magical abilities. The oldest dragons are among the most powerful creatures in the world.

The only "rad" thing about this game is its name, but there might be something worthwhile here. Also, orbs. Orbs. Orbs.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Sean Wagoner talk about the Smouldering Lake.

• The Lorehunter

• Angkor Wat

• Time for Crab Parries

• Old Demon King

• Haunted Aqua Teens

In this episode, Nick and Gary check out a couple of games from Blendo Games, neither of which really did it for us. Wait, come back! We'll tell you why!

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and Jala talk about Twitch's acquisition of Curse, Apartment, and we ask you which series you arrived at late.

• Twitch acquires game community site Curse.

• INSIDE is out on PS4 now.

• The Witness is coming to the Xbox One.

• PS4 Slim details leaked.

• What series did you get into late?

• Ben: No Man's Sky. Thomas Was Alone.

• Dennis: No Man's Sky. Overwatch. Atlas Reactor.

• Jala: Resident Evil 6. Transformers: Devastation. Transformers: War for Cybertron. Apartment demo. Rememoried.

• Kole: NOTHING.

Contents of the Dracolich may be less bony than they appear.

Links:

• Dracolich (Monstrous Manual) — The dracolich is an undead creature resulting from the unnatural transformation of a dragon. The mysterious Cult of the Dragon practices the powerful magic necessary for the creation of the dracolich, though other practitioners are also rumored to exist.

This very special episode takes a break from Dark Souls 3 to count down Gary and Jeremy Greer's bottom ten Soulsborne areas! This episode is brought to you by Gary's lovely Kickstarter backers who made Souls of Darkness a reality. Stay tuned for more specials!

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Phantasy Star IV: The End of the Millennium.

• [Phantasy Star Retronauts](archive.org/details/Retronauts1-100)
• [The Mimic](www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEJmcOftuIg)

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(extremely Creed voice) ♪ What's a Dickfor??? ♪ It's the year of the sadpole, the summer of glum and it continues with this terrible fucking song. Ahem.