Each year I used to live in fear of this annual monster but couldn't defend against him because those defenses would sometimes harm or inconvenience Holly, Jolly St. Nick. No more!

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This Pitch is full of insider techniques and tips that are going to save you so much time. It's going to add years to your life: the Gemiknife!

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We can't all be Merilyn Mann or one of his Inbox Heroes, can we? We need a productivity product for the rest of us! Enter: The Task Mask!

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Had an evening of Rip'n'Dips? Do you hate going to the bathroom in the middle of the night? Of course you do. It's the worst! Well, if you're peeing, you can always use The Spashlight. But what if "the other" creeps up? That's where the Bunshine comes in!

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The Guyentists at Menvelopes Labs are at it again with this exciting new product! Never again be embarrassed by the inherently feminine act of sealing an envelope!

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