Everyone get off the internet. It's my turn to use it.

Everything I say and do on this one was foretold in The Prophecy. So, not my problem.

They should invent a podcast worth listening to. In the meantime, here's this.

I can tell by your vibes you want to click play on this episode. You're giving out classic "I'm gonna listen to your podcast" energy.

If you click play on this podcast, demons will come into your home. Premium Listeners who subscribe to the Silver Tier get 6-month demon protection free.

I'm having an episode. Actually I'm having an entire season.

This episode is raw and unpasteurized. It's going to make you ill for weeks.

Your standard issue, government mandated podcast episode has arrived.

If this episode is blasting on your car stereo when you get pulled over, the cop has to let you go and he has to give you five dollars too.

Waldo was standing behind me this entire episode, if you're one of those people looking for him. I don't know if this counts towards your Waldo points or whatever.