If you play this episode to your child in utero, they will grow up to become more powerful than you and will defeat you.

You have to listen to this episode in your car at max volume driving 100+ mph to really "get" it.

If you like this episode, show your support by sitting quietly and doing nothing.

This episode will be playing in Times Square but only the frequencies that dogs can hear. It was cheaper to do it that way.

This episode is from the past, which is where all the dead people are. I hope that doesn't make it too scary for you.

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For every play this gets, I receive a coin like I'm some kind of Mario.

Found this episode in between some couch cushions.

This episode was entered in the Library of Congress archives by a mouse that ran across a computer keyboard at the right time. It was in the news.

*comes up to you in an annoying way* hey you should check out my podcast where it's me talking the whole time