This episode is dedicated to everyone who has ever lived or ever will. Everyone else can get fucked.

This episode got corrupted halfway through the recording but I'm going to upload it in its unfinished state anyway because I'm nice and I care about you.

I'm legally obligated to inform you that this podcast episode was cursed by a witch. Shouldn't really have any effect on anything but just letting you know.

Why listen to your favorite podcast when you can listen to one you don't like instead? It builds character.

It's okay to use destructive fossil fuels to listen to this episode. Treat yourself ❤️

What's going on guys? (new catchphrase I'm trying to make popular)

"I should listen to an episode of a podcast," you say, as if that's normal. Ok. Here's one. Freak.

I recorded this one while lost and wandering the Catacombs of Paris. Didn't mention it in the ep because I'm trying to talk about myself less around strangers.

Friendly reminder that you died.

Fish are making purchases in 2023.