Please don't hit the play button and make my voice come out of your computer. It hurts me.

A podcast is like a book for your ears. Ok let's see you try to write these little synopses for every episode, hotshot.

Community Factcheck Notes: The man referred to in the episode as "Santa Claus" is fake. Did this note help? Click yes for yes. Click no for no.

Might click my mouse and surf the web later today. New year, new me.

This episode was made out of macaroni and papier-mâché but you can barely tell.

I checked with your significant other and they said they're fine with getting nothing for Christmas this year besides this podcast episode. Yeah I have their number 🎅

I found this episode already recorded on a cassette tape that was uncovered from an ancient archaeologic dig site and now I think I'm being haunted by pharaohs. whatever

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Lorem Ipsum... would be a great name for a lady to have.

Thanksgiving was invented by mint companies to make us purchase after-dinner mints. Don't let the truth be silenced.