The Purple Monkey Podcast

Monkey time is back, and today we talk about some super sus things (don’t tell mom…). The Bugsnax speedrun community is very active and we seek to delve into the deep lore, we also revisit Amy Schumer’s mini-series and how HBO Max is good but it also sucks (WW1984 = bad). Enjoy! Discord.

We’re back!!! Sorry for the long wait, we have some exciting projects we're working on. But nevermind that because we have FNAF movies coming out, some controversial Spongebob tweets to dissect, and a new Clifford drama. Plus we also talk about how YouTube Rewind is cancelled and how Xbox is apparently better at playing PlayStation games than PlayStation is. Stay tuned monkeys because things are gonna get juicy!!! Join our Discord.

The Hulk gets it on with a car??? Geez that's gross, but not as gross as drinking your own pee like our friends over at r/snakediet like to do! We also had a wonderful opportunity to learn more about the bustling community of people who draw dragons making love to automobiles. It seems like no one's car is safe. Join our Discord server.

See if Jungle Explorer Brave Wildabeast can venture through the cougar-infested wilds... Will he survive? Or will he get cougared? Find out by listening!

Panty Party bonanza!!! We found an interesting game on the Nintendo store and it's a real doozy, only if doozy means masterpiece. Also we throw around some ideas for movies, Disney if you're listening take notes because we've basically saved all of the MCU for you, we expect our payment in cash. 

Special guests Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, and Ben Shapiro!!! (definitely not). That’s right, not only do we have three special guests, but we also go to town debating serious topics such as the swaggiest animals and our most chungular foods. We also invite some hardcore bodybuilders on to show off their morning workout routine.

Xbox is dumb alert!!! Microsoft has just acquired the two worst companies on the market; Bethesda and possibly Sega. Wow, looks like we’re finally getting a Sonic dating sim. People have also been accidentally buying Xbox One X instead of Xbox Series X, hmm wonder why? Apparently Disney is already working on S3 and S4 of Mandalorian so essentially they suck. Cyberpunk 2077 is coming out soon as well but according to the creators they are far from finished. Borat 2 is also coming out which should provide us with a tumultuous viewing sesh. RIP Gale Sayers.

TikTok is banned!!! This Sunday, TikTok will no longer be available on the App Store (what a shame). Also there is life on penis, I mean Venus. Also Cardi B got divorced, next-gen games are $70, PS5 had a juicy showcase, and Nintendo’s new console will arrive within the century—so…quicker than usual actually.

Doom can run on a pregnancy test!!! Yep, Doom can run on many things as we have noticed, in fact there is a whole community dedicated to this. We also examine the Xbox Series S and how the price will affect the outcome of the PS5. Also Keeping Up with the Kardashians is ending as well as The Walking Dead. RIP Toots Hibbert.