The Purple Monkey Podcast

This week we're starting off with a moment of silence for Eddie the Slam Dunking Otter who has perished... Now that that's out of the way, we can talk about how male celebrities leaked their juicy nudes to support the Covid crisis. Plus a tenacious subreddit that'll be sure to tickle your tendies. Also they are sending a rover to Mars to find some alien reproductive organs, yummy. Microsoft continues to prove that the Xbox Series X will be their worst venture yet. Oh yeah, Parks & Rec gets a reunion episode, as well as a tenacious finale for Clone Wars on the horizon. Remember to check out our sponsor, TimmyMcTimm, on Twitch.

We are back!!! That's right. Guess what? It turns out the Flash is evil and by evil I mean he body slams his victims into the concrete. Also the PS5 controller is out and it's showing promise with a sleek design and revolutionary haptic function, and in other news the Xbox controller lowers the pause button by three centimeters. Uh oh, watch out, incoming!!! The Ebola virus has landed in the Congo. That's right we have a little tag team virus action going on. Also Ryan is fat. 

New week, new episode. The Corony strikes again, and by strike again I mean Idris Elba had a quick "rona" sesh. Also Oprah Winfrey is being accused of sex trafficking... predictable. Apparently there is also a butthole version of Cats the movie, as if it already wasn’t bad enough. Speaking of media, Animal Crossing and Doom are essentially exact opposites, but I guess you gotta spread the wealth. Oh yeah and Rosario Dawson is going to be Ahsoka in season two of Mando.  Because of Corona we will be on a temporary hiatus, but we’ll return soon. Link to our Patreon. If the link doesn't work for some reason, google "Purple Monkey Podcast Patreon." It should be the first or one of the first results. 

The Coronavirus is getting juicier by the day. Speaking of juicy, Billy Eyelash gets nude for the camera. In other Bill news, Bill Gates closed the gates on Microsoft to go home and do some philanthropic work (jerk the ween). Jar Jar Binks has a beard now, wonder where else he has hair... Everyone support Tyler Perry for worst actress. RIP Max Van Window. 

Special five-person podcast! More like five-way orgy. Some of us have been full on caught yankin the cranker apparently. Couple rancid girth-squeamers in our midst. Christin Bail is in the MCU now, and also Judge Judy's show has finally been washed away in a dookie rip-tide. Katy Perry has a bun in the oven, and also she's pregnant. The Last of Us is getting a show on HBO, more like last time I'm watching a show on HBO. RIP Jens Nygaard Knudsen. 

What gives YouTube the right to discriminate against Spongebob clips uploaders? Absolutely nothing, just the amount of comedy that can be found in an article from The Onion. We also managed to find a strange amount of satisfaction from trolling online bird cams. We are recording this back-to-back with episode six, so our condolences to any celebrities that may have died while we were away. We'll catch ya next week. 

So... Ice Age baby is some sorta new internet fad. We all hate him. Speaking of things we hate, Pixar is hopping on the "fruity train." New Star Wars stuff was announced, also kinda dumb. Friends is coming back as well, no one cares. Oh geez, looks like there's a triple gay threat on the loose. For the record we are not homophobic, we just genuinely think the word "gay" is funny and we also have the humor of fourth graders. Also RIP Pop Smoke.

The Sonic movie was big success... unlike the Oscars. Also, the new Xbox console has been declared the world's tallest skyscraper. We also highlighted some goofy discord moments that you can join in on by going to disboard.org, searching podcast, and clicking on The Monkey House. RIP Caroline Flack.