The Purple Monkey Podcast

Dr. Disrespect gets banned, that's right, one of Twitch's #1 streamers got permabanned for reasons unknown, could it all be a money scheme? Also Super Smash Bros. streamers start smashing bros irl, if you know what I mean (things get sexual). $70 games may also be the new norm on next gen consoles as the industry continues to grow. We also have new sources that tell us some Star Wars news that may please many fans of the saga. Beavis and Butt-Head is also coming back along with another possible return of Michael Keaton as grandpa Batman. Speaking of Batman, we may have a new Arkham game coming very soon... Thanks for listening monkeys!!!

Uncle Grandpa nudies???!!! Today we play another round of three dirty franchises and one clean—things get tubular. Also Ryan and Wyatt give their review of The Last of Us Part II and what the future of video game sex scenes look like... steamy. We later go on a dad joke spree and dissect the weird Halo Infinite teaser trailer.

Season three of the podcast baby!!! Also The Last of Us Part II has an @nal scene, yep TLoUP2 has a juicy nude scene, or so we think. The game has been the center of many controversies over the last couple of months but now it's finally out with full graphical fidelity. Ryan also discusses how he thinks that Spongebob Squarepants is a dish sponge and not a sea sponge. What a monster. RIP Dildo Baggins from LotR.

Nasty app alert. Gacha Life is an interesting app, and by interesting we mean absolutely disgusting and unacceptable. Also it comes with a fun virus. The PS5 reveal also just happened and the console looks kind of like a reverse oreo sandwich, but hey at least it's a reasonable price. Oh wait nevermind its $550.

K-pop stans are furious.That's right, this week we talk about our Omegle endeavors and how you shouldn't offend BTS fans, or they will hunt you down and vanquish your blood. We also see which video game franchises have the most NSFW content and things get sensual. Naughty Dog also may be delaying The Last of Us Part II again because of a copyrighted song issue, oh boy! RIP Michael Angeles, the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine. 

Big 'Ol Monkeys steal some Covid-19 test tube samples, oh dear! Also Sony has their first mess up as they move towards PS5 exclusives and leave the PS4 in the past. SpaceX also tries to send astronauts to space, but fails (rain alert). We also discuss some juicy gamer shirts and how stupid they are. RIP Richard Herd from Seinfeld.

Gore videos are on YouTube. That's right, you read that correctly, a channel by the name of Da7eee7 uploads classic videos such as "60kg Testical Tumor Removal" and "Brain Unboxing." Listen to find out why he can get away with this. Naked & Afraid XL returns soon as well, apparently the XL stands for "large challenges" and not "large people." Missed opportunity on their part honestly. Also Mike Tyson is training to enter the ring at 53 (gramps alert). We have a quote directly from Mike himself, "I thwill beath anybothy." Chuck E. Cheese also changes their name to Pasqually's Pizza & Wings, well that sounds appetizing. And a new Call of Duty alert, Cold War edition!

What a great week on the podcast full of lovely topics. Ryan continues to show that "when he goes out to get the mail it measures on the richter scale" (that means he is fat). Sounding is disgusting, yet intriguing. Grand Theft Auto V finally becomes free after seven years, in celebration of becoming the best-selling media title ever. We also cover some weird kinks that the filth of Twitter has, and it gets very steamy. RIP Little Richard and Jerry Stiller.

New episode baby!!! We have a nice sesh this week as Cyberpunk 2077 unveils their genitalia customization options, oh boy! More like cyberschlong if you know what I mean. Also one of our co-stars gets boned for vehicular manslaughter. Airports will also be harder to get through after this whole pandemic as new stations may be deployed for disease testing situations. And Jeff Bezos may be the world's first trillionaire by 2026, well it's cute, but it's not as much as we make. 

This time in the monkey zone we take a deep dive into disgusting fetish subreddits. Some include sexy sprained ankles and yellow legs, doesn't that sound like a whale of a time? Speaking of whales, Ryan is fat. Also Space Jam is coming back with LeBron James except no one cares this time around. Video games have also been juicin' up the stage with The Last of Us 2 supposedly taking up 100gb of space and Silent Hill PT reportedly being a PS5 exclusive.