The Purple Monkey Podcast

This Disney celebrity is carrying a demon child!!! You read that right, we also got news of Crazy Frog apparently urinating down someone's throat!!! These topics may or may not be true but that's for you to decide. On a more realistic note, Batman has Corona, Mando S2 is coming soon, a cool Mario bundle was announced, and we all just dropped big juicy turds. Ok well that's not news but... it's still better than Tenet (J.K. the movie was actually amazing). RIP Joe Ruby, creator of Scooby-Doo.

Elon Musk is raising a swine army!!! Wait, never mind, it’s just some AI implants. The DC FanDome event occurred as well, featuring a bunch of juicy info on the new superhero games, as well as a plethora of trailers. Apparently there is also going to be a Powerpuff Girls live-action show coming to the CW, ok fine I’ll watch it for the monke: Mojo Jojo. There is also an iPhone 12: Stove Edition coming soon, so we have that to look forward to. *Side note: The news on this episode is all from two weeks ago when this was recorded. I apologize for the delay on this, there were some technical problems surrounding the audio files that have since been resolved.* Enjoy! RIP Chadwick Boseman.

Alright gamers and gamettes, on this particularly wet and gushy episode of the pod, we talk about which hot celebs (only angry bird and yellow bird) we would bone and which we would send home. Later in the episode we dive into the rich world of insect erotica. Overall it was quite a swell outing.

Leafy’s channel gets banned??? Looks like Leafy didn't survive the YouTube landscape, but for how long???!!! We also have a juicy story on how Ryan almost got attacked by a wild cougar (a.k.a. 40-year-old wanting sexy time in the DMs). There is also some controversial Netflix news as Cuties apparently contains 11-year-old girls twerking (pedophile alert). Apparently there was also an asteroid that almost missed Earth, unfortunately it didn't hit us because now we have to experience a Spider-Woman movie and another Ben Affleck batman outing. Well that's a shame.

Fortnite is off the Apple Store, oh no what will we do now that Fortnite is no longer available on iOS, listen to find out. We also share our experiences from some tubular Discord dating severs where we discovered some cougars in the midst, and our special guest, ultradan, shares some insight into the ways he messes with people on said servers. We had a very well-educated discussion about Pokimane getting bullied off the internet, and highlighted the ways we pissed off K-pop fans on Twitter this week. Apparently Patrick Starr is getting his own Spongebob spinoff show as well, not to be confused with Jeffree Starr. There’s also a Fresh Prince drama reboot and new David Blaine suicide, oh sorry, I mean Ascension trick coming 8/31. Titanfall 3 and BioShock 4 were also announced. Make sure to check out Dan's channel.

Jake Paul is the new Al Capone???!!! We deep dive into Jake Paul's devious past and uncover the truth behind the matter. We also dive into our Twitter bait of the week as we engage in arguments with the sensitive minds of K-pop fanatics. PewDiePie also had a full blown leakage sesh after his Spotify account went public, oh dear!!! Rocksteady finally announces the highly anticipated superhero game they have been working on for five years, and its Jared Leto simulator. Then there's COD 2020 and Halo Infinite to look forward to, so keep your eyes peeled and your ears open cause it's gonna get juicy.

Ray Park gets a blowie. The devious villain Darth Maul had a little slip up on Instagram the other day with some major consequences. We are also joined this week by YouTuber itsRazorNow as he talks about his interaction with an edgy troll account and his experience starting a YouTube channel in 2020. Stadia still sucks as well, even with their attempts to add more games, the damage has already been done. Make sure to check out Razor's channel. RIP Olivia de Havilland and Regis Philbin.

K-popers tried to cancel us, this time we take our dubious intellects to the streets of Twitter to try and annoy as many people as we can. Unfortunately the K-pop community is not one to be reckoned with. Also Avatar 2-5 is being delayed (again), more like no one cares just show us our favorite blue people: Smurfs. The Halo Infinite trailer dropped as well and is subject to much controversy. Also Valorant skins are $300... eh sounds affordable. 

The Simpsons is ending, yep, after 32 seasons The Simpsons will be ending in 2021 according to reports.  We also have a new juicy Star Wars animated show coming soon called The Bad Batch, more like a bad show. People are also freaking out because Discord shut down and they just discovered a new zodiac sign. Xbox and PlayStation also have some tenacious console news as Microsoft announces the discontinuance of previous Xbox’s and the PS5 clocks in at 10lbs. RIP Kelly Preston and Naya Rivera.

Amy Schumer bloat sesh.That’s right our favorite comedian gets pregnant and decides to start a docuseries on the troubles of parenthood. Also Ellen fakes her death in order to receive more publicity. Far Cry 6 is coming out as well with some juicy new leaks featuring Gustavo Fring as the big bad meanie. Also Bubonic Plague. RIP Jagdeep.