The Puzzling Evidence Show - Remixed!

A PARTICULARLY FUNNY SHOW! NOT KIDDING THIS TIME!

Puzzling over-delivers his mind-bendingly hawt intro with his show wife sexpot Justin who loves his penis; she asks what else do women want?; Philo, Michael Peppe and Dr. Hal seduce the audience with their suggestive and sexy palaver. Philo complains there's not enough me. Everything that happens on the radio is on purpose; Radio Dating Game; The Kitchen Show; Philo drinks up all the water; The Middle Dot; The Blither vs. The Blather; Burt Reynolds; amazingly dumb stuff is discussed in an intellectual fashion; That's a great story, baby!; More weird sex tales; Justin slings; Burning Man Bedouins; Station ID; Gum on My Stool; Modemac calls in with a Bulldada news report and proof of SubGenius Super Powers; The Shield of Imprenetrable Logic; Justin: Everything Is Sexy; The Show's Dress is Hal's Dress; Eat the Fish, the fast vegetables; Comfortable Water Boarding; Would you look at my Boobs?; Ridiculous muttering and meandering by all; Puz Ev's Show Sex Wife Mary Beth Sue Controls the Crowd; Philo has to Leave Early; then The Show starts going downhill fast; Puzzling's Kids revealed; Everybody gets too high on pure Show; Driving Naked; Hal closes out the Show; The Show falls asleep on itself then when the live part starts SubGenius Norse Mythology Class, and the Show begins its slow but inevitable descent into Zelchanthricus Nacht's Eve.

The Puzzling Evidence Show, since 1982, freely giving our words to the children of America and yes, even the world, for a brighter greener tomorrow!

In this amazing episode, Philo and Hal return to Arkansas to groom Yeti back pelts. "You gotta say what flavor of sauce you want when you walk in the door", yelled Philo somewhat dejectedly. Kids are getting away with murder and low order fun-raising while Hal continues to underoverestimate Puzzling. After retrieving its garment, the Show whipped up a soufflé and got a woody. Suddenly, without their garments Drs. Howwll and Drummond danced a mad conjuring jig but suddenly noticed their nudity and became ashamed in the face of the Show. In their old country, they were respected as Doktors.

The Puzzling Evidence Show, yeah, it looks easy and sounds fun but it takes chocolate salty balls to pull it off.

Underestimating Puzzling is a mistake made too often everyday. After retrieving his garment, the intro whipped up a frenzy and left out nobody. Suddenly, without remorse Drs. Howwll and Drummond rarely do what they say they will do but instead back-up the Show with the listeners still intact while deconstructing gloating as a concept.

Dr. Peppe, Dr. Solar, Dr. Love, Luke warm Christians spewing forth, Luke in the barn with Kate and Pepino and Mojo Under The Whales at Bay, Hal Freefaces invoking Philo's jealousy, A time control mistake could make us extinct, under the bus, good neuro-toxins, Taxi-Bob visits,

This one has only 1.5 hours of a 5 hour show. So to say it is a five-hour show would be a flat out lie+, it's only 30% of a 5-Hour Show. You'll be sad if you fail to wake up and not miss listening to The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show.

The Show goes rogue and starts out teasing "The Boys" by disassembling itself and hiding the important parts under the board. Then when it gets too hot, the Show starts crying like a little bitch and extinguishes the fire with its tears. Later on, the Boys sneak behind the Show's butt and boobytrap the Show's mindfield while distracting the listeners with mundane banter.

The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show. It has all the legs of a spider show. But the legs are too long and make it hard to walk through doorways without turning sideways.

After an awe-inspiring Puzzling Evidence opening Intro, the Boys hold their baited breath while simmering a box full of greasy feathers for a snack on Hell's Highway! Little did they know that gremlins had removed the manhole covers just after the show started and replaced them with the show's emergency pudding supply.

The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. Not just the most sneakiest show but also the mostest cleverest show to have ever been also the most robust and voluptuous.

The Puzzling Evidence Show is a radio show that airs on KPFA 94.1 FM Berkeley. It is hosted by Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins. Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence is a SubGenius who hosts the longest-running SubGenius radio show. Dr. Philo Drummond is also a SubGenius and co-founder of the Church of the SubGenius. Dr. Hal Robins is an American writer, actor, and comedian.

This week the Show is eating only orange food. Here's a list of what we're going to trick it into eating.

Pumpkin waffles

Sliced turkey, cheese, cut carrots, cherry tomatoes and pretzels with a pesto + greek yogurt dipping sauce

Popcorn and orange sections

Cubed potatoes

Fish sticks

SubGeniuses in space, On their way to Planet X, What will they find there

Dr. Philo and Hal, With Puzzling Evidence too, They’re quite a strange crew.

Their ship is quite odd, A 1960 Rambler car, With wings and a pod.

They fly through the stars, With their eyes on the prize, Planet X is not far.

But what will they find? Will it be treasure or doom? Only time will tell.

When they reach Planet X, the SubGeniuses find a strange and mysterious world. The sky is purple and the trees are made of crystal. They explore the planet and find that it is inhabited by strange creatures. The creatures are friendly and they welcome the SubGeniuses to their world. The SubGeniuses learn that the creatures are called Xists and they have been waiting for visitors from Earth for a long time. The Xists show the SubGeniuses around their world and teach them about their culture. The SubGeniuses are amazed by what they see and they can’t wait to tell their KPFA listeners back on Earth all about it.

The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It's one of the only things you can do if you're awake at 3:00 am.

Welcome to the Best of Puzzling Evidence, with Puzz Ev, Philo and Hal. with special guests throughout.

description by Bing AI, prompted by Philo.

Let's write a story together

Sure! How about we start with a setting? Where do you want the story to take place?

How about a forest?

Great! A forest it is. Let’s start with the hosts of the Puzzling Evidence Radio Show getting lost in the forest. They are walking around trying to find their way back when they come across a strange giant witch. The witch is dressed in a humorous way and she kidnaps them to eat them for dinner. But then they escape and kick the witch in the ass and go skipping and laughing down the road to the Puzzling Evidence Show’s relative safety. What happens next?

You tell me what happens next

Sure! How about they run into some trouble? They come across a group of mischievous fairies who are causing trouble in the forest. The fairies are playing pranks on the animals and other creatures in the forest. The hosts of the Puzzling Evidence Radio Show decide to help the animals and creatures by stopping the fairies from causing any more trouble. They come up with a plan to trick the fairies into leaving the forest and going back to their own world. What do you think?

What kind of plan do they come up with?

The hosts of the Puzzling Evidence Radio Show come up with a plan to trick the fairies. They decide to create a fake portal that leads to the fairy world. They use some of the items they have in their backpacks to create the portal. The fairies are curious and they come to investigate. When they see the portal, they are excited and they fly into it. But as soon as they enter the portal, it disappears and the fairies are trapped in their own world. The hosts of the Puzzling Evidence Radio Show have saved the day! What do you think?

I think that it's almost always a good idea to save the day when possible.

Well, what do you know?

Puzzling, back from his nameless sojourns and tired of substitutes, immediately kicks the shows ass and takes names. Philo muses over the fruity stench emanating from the caller pool. Lost Little Radio Valencia shows like NHLG, KRoB, Dr. Hal, struggle and grope blindly trying to find their way to the Puzzling Evidence Show just to be trampled by the Dinosaurs of Slack at the transom of KPFA. Subliminal Seduction code from 40:11 to 41:56. Philo, Hal and Puzzling develop an alternate history that can be easily carried in a fresh backpack. Then, using the original Latin texts, Philo, Hal and Puzzling delve deep into the esoteric mysteries surrounding the ancient phenonmenon known as Fridolphus the Thirteenthicus. As usual, the callers fruitlessly attempt to hijack the Show to a thrid world nation of their own design.

The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It's one of the only things you can do if you're awake at 3:00 am.

I was in a hurry so this description is written by Bing AI.

"Puzzling Evidence" is an improvisational radio program that airs on KPFA 94.1 FM Berkeley². The show is hosted by Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins⁵. Here's Hal Robins' description of "Puzzling Evidence": "Deranged “edits” segue into a cascade of echoing glossolaliac madness, the voicing of lyric ruminations from the free-falling brains of disintegrating personalities. And some people, demented individuals, obsessively record every word and squealing sound effect."¹³⁴

The show is an improvisational radio program where anything can happen! Join hosts Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins as they delve into the mysteries of the universe from a SubGenius perspective, explore the quirks of human behavior, and provide witty commentary on the absurdities of modern life1.

The Church of the SubGenius is a parody religion that satirizes organized religion and other forms of authority. It teaches a complex philosophy that focuses on the attainment of “Slack”, which is loosely defined as the ability to do what one wants without worry.

I hope this helps!

Source: Conversation with Bing, 5/12/2023

(1) Puzzling Evidence | SubGenius Wikia Clench | Fandom. https://subgenius.fandom.com/wiki/Puzzling_Evidence.

(2) ‎The Puzzling Evidence Show - Apple Podcasts. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/what-if-they-sell-out-the-earless-wax-movie-show/id1511564940?i=1000604675136.

(3) Puzzling Evidence - Laughing Squid. https://bing.com/search?q=description+of+puzzling+evidence+radio+show.

(4) Puzzling Evidence - Laughing Squid. https://laughingsquid.com/puzzling-evidence/.

(5) The Puzzling… - Listen to All Episodes | Arts & Culture - TuneIn. https://tunein.com/podcasts/Arts--Culture-Podcasts/The-Puzzling-Evidence-Show---Famous-Last-Words-p1968982/.

Listen up, ya bellyachin' Johnny Suspenders! You just hitched your dinghy to the wrong river boat, ya poopdeckin' clam fister! So welcome to "The Puzzling Evidence Show," the groundbreaking improvisational radio program where anything can happen! Join hosts Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins as they delve into the mysteries of the universe from a SubGenius perspective, explore the quirks of human behavior, and provide witty commentary on the absurdities of modern life. This episode including Cardhouse Robot.

The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It has all the parts of a groundbreaking radio show. But the parts belong to a 1960 Rambler and we're gonna sell 'em on E-Bay and get rich.

So go easy on the mustard, ya frog-mouthed ham hoarder! With a mix of improvisation, humor, irreverent wit, and live callers these masters of the unexpected will keep you on the edge of your seat as they navigate the unpredictable waters of live radio. From bizarre news stories to off-the-wall interviews with call-in and live in-the-studio guests from all walks of life, no topic is off-limits on "The Puzzling Evidence Show."

So tune in, turn on, and drop out of your mundane boring routine as Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins take you on a wild ride of improvisation, comedy, and enlightenment. You never know what's going to happen next on "The Puzzling Evidence Show!" or you're hopped up on goofballs, ya brick-layin' can o'milk.

The Puzzling Evidence Show is your periodic respite from life's hideous mind-slaughtering monotony and never-ending assault on sanity.

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