The Puzzling Evidence Show - Remixed!

Welcome to "The Puzzling Evidence Show," the groundbreaking improvisational radio program where anything can happen! Join hosts Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins as they delve into the mysteries of the universe from a SubGenius perspective, explore the quirks of human behavior, and provide witty commentary on the absurdities of modern life.

With a mix of improvisation, humor, irreverent wit, and live callers these masters of the unexpected will keep you on the edge of your seat as they navigate the unpredictable waters of live radio. From bizarre news stories to off-the-wall interviews with call-in and live in-the-studio guests from all walks of life, no topic is off-limits on "The Puzzling Evidence Show."

So tune in, turn on, and drop out of your mundane boring routine as Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins take you on a wild ride of improvisation, comedy, and enlightenment. You never know what's going to happen next on "The Puzzling Evidence Show!"

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The 2002 SubGenius Executive Retreat - The Next 100 Years - A Puzzling Evidence Show Podcast - S6E5

This Show is dedicated to the memory of Don S. Joyce (2/9/44-7/22/15)

Here's a real TREAT from the vault - Not For The Weak At Heart FIVE HOUR SHOW!! Can You Endure? (Originally broadcast on KPFA December 27th, 2002)

Per Bud Good, "All the subgenie big wigs from all over the few parts they're from are meeting on the air, live and remote from Sulfur Palms. There are no roads to Sulfur Palms. UMN's Bud Good and co-host Puzzling Evidence combine two separate shows to make a five hour audio spectacle of this rare summit retreat. The theme of this retreat is "The Next 100 Years," and the executive discussions never end, lurching through the Next 100 Years panel, staggering through the awards dinner, and ending up with some contentious disagreements over church reform in which much is swept under the prayer rug, all the candles representing pure evil are put out, and everyone returns to their respective centers of operation and appear unchanged."

This might be the First Annual SubGenius Executive Banquet Retreat and Budget Analysis - This Five-Hour Show is hosted by Negativland's Don Joyce as Bud Good of United Media Net-Web and Over The Edge Show Fame Along with the regulars Master Mixotologist Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond and Chief Know-It-All Dr. Hal, special Guest Stars include Rev. Ivan Stang, Princess Wei R. Do, "SubGenius Church: The Next Hundred Years" leads the discussion topics", Gary G'Broagfran, Palmer "LIES" Vreedees shows up IN PERSON, Along with Bishop Joey of the First Church Of The Last Laugh, and Spazz-Pope Imhopep Michael Peppe; Mindblowing NEW Dogma; PRAISE JILO; Fun Times; Clowns, Gorillas, Space Aliens and Beautiful Nude Women, Prainus Rolls, Weak LSD; Stang Plan of Random Dieties; Much Improvised Dogma Ensues; Script Synchronization and Invocation; Naked Doktors Live; Caller Gravy; Philo Tests His Mike; Cat Gut Tuning; Slug Sex; Dinner Conversation; The Next Hundred Year Plan in Detail; World River of Slack rids you of Soul Taint; CHOCK FULLA FUN; Waiting To Get The Business; Hookerless Convention; Dinner Is Served;  Ok We're Going To Start Over; Finally Giving The Business Report (or not); Awards Program - Philo's acceptance speech; Puzzling's address to techno-nerds; A short break call-in request; G'Broagfran report; A Happening Thang; Win A Date with Dr. Drummond Contest; Remember the "Day"; Various banter; Everyone with a website is a Nazi; Publicity Stunt Backfire, it worked for Negativland but not for CotSG; If you have a safe gun the gun laughs and the bullets tickle; Church Reform; Never have so few profited from so many for so long with such little effort; If Its Not Broke Let's Tamper With It; Sic Semper Tamperis; Saddam's Much Vaunted Berms; Big Dick Passion; Sheena Queen of the Jungle Peppe Story; Sexual Chocolate and 84 year old Mae produce Love Child; Anabolic Gladiators; Bud Good recaps the Show Script; New Programming Rules; Thrown Under the Bus Rug;  Potty Break; AWOL Definition; We're Sorry About Everything; Can You Hear Us?; Naked Coed MudWrestling with Tight Abs; By Dobbs Early Light; A Fair Fair where everything is fair; Closing Ceremonies; 

direct download - http://www.quiveringbrain.com/RadioShow/2002/OTEPE20021227.mp3

Dear Friends,

This particular Episode was mixed by Rex Research, the former Bob Nelson, from culling various bits from various Puzzling Evidence Shows and stitching them together into a new Show! I didn't really have anything to do with it other than preparing it for upload. So check this different mix of the same guys out I think it's pretty good. Thanks, Philo

Philo and Little Puzzling Evidence - The Troll Hunters of Dobbstown

A Smelly Troll Plot

by Buttly Shitstonville

Philo Drummond is just an ordinary seven-year-old boy living in Dobbstown, until he sees a horrifying troll, called Evil Dr. Howlland Owll, climb in through his bedroom window. 

Evil Dr. Howlland, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like grated rotten puke cheese smothered with sauce made from fermented skunks asses, sings a song about making little boys into breakfast.

Philo tricks the troll into falling out of his window by telling him that there are child-brain in-between meal snacks outside. He realizes that the troll has to be stopped before he eats any more children and sets to work trying to invent a trap.

Meanwhile, in a cave just outside Dobbstown, Little Puzzling Evidenceson starts to suspect that eating children is wrong, and grows tired of hunting with his fellow trolls. He decides to live as a vegetarian.

After a brief misunderstanding involving an extra chicken leg and lashings of ketchup, Philo and Little Puzzling team up to stop the trolls, using a catapult that fires rotten durian fruit. They lure the trolls by creating a big mound of crusty socks and boogers.

Praise for Philo and Little Puzzling - The Troll Hunters of Dobbstown

"I can smell Evil Dr. Howlland Owll from here!"- Zob Gloop

"What a terrifying tale. I hope a troll never climbs in through my window. I don't think I've got any durian fruit."- The Daily Tale

"About as frightening as a very small mouse standing on a tiny pillow, but it does warm my heart to read about children and trolls working together."- Enid Kibbler

"Grated rotten puke cheese? Yuck!"- Hit the Spoof

Voices Include Puzzling Evidence, Philo Drummond, Dr. Hal, Cardhouse Robot. 

Gubment Paranoia opens the Show with Burning Man Helicopter Black Ops Cops, concept of friendship and people yeah people with middle of the night programming; What is radio? Philo, this guy said frop on the air?, Dr. Hal cautions the listening audience; Guys flap their meat; backwoods techno-geeks show how it's done; caller brings down show with negative self talk; Radio Consumers want their stuff; Sad Story of Reverend DiCarli and 10,000 Balloons to Dobbstown; Philo won't stop talking about radio (he's reading from a book); Audience characteristics; Original Pamphlet holders can get a free seat in the bilge tank seating area; Get Your Ticket Punched at Dobbstown; More Radio Bullshit; How Radio Is Done Part 1 billion and 2; Why Does Your Audience Keep Listening; Caller Waxes Poetic; Why Do Monkeys Eat Bananas?; Borange, the only word that rhymes with Orange; Lie Hard; The Internet Has It's Own Spaceship for X-Day;  Power-Generating Pinball Child Seats; Why Not Lucky Charms?; Robot Carnival In Heaven; Sports Seed Time Has Passed, Talk About Seeds Later; Puzzling Evidence's Cryogenic Memory Gap; Taters Out of Craters; The Apes of Wrath; You Can't Be Sure You're Not A Robot; Answer That Phone; Thanks to Gubment Corruption We're Gonna Be RICH!; The Show Contraindications; Doug Kershaw was a Special Cajun; What's New Pussycat; The Face of The Guy Show; Laugh Getter Type Things Not To Do At X-Day; Overestimating Tolerance Levels; Running From Scissors; Don't Interrupt Me, I'm Trying To Think; Barrel of Monkeys? Fun? I Don't Think So; The Viking Sword; Unscheduled 420 Break while Too Long J-Pop Plays; Watching YouTube On The Radio Is Not Cool; Global Civilization Fallacy and The Boredoms: Coincidence?; Music Fighter; Looking At The Listeners on the Special Show App; Wheel of Fortune Winner: Jesus Smoked C__s__f__lds; Movie and Cigarette Talk; You Can Hear Them Talk About Things They're Watching That The Listeners Cannot See; They're Made Of Meat; I'm Going To Ask You Some Questions While Winding Down The Show; https://www.soundboard.com/sb/israelyplane; Philo's Birthday is Today!; Teachers of Peaches; The Indian Tomb with Debra Paget - CHECK IT OUT!!; The Show's Over Now Dream Fluff Time!! See You Next Time

Dr. Hal opens with a bubbly yet murky combination of descriptive words. Puzzling describes his encounters with beautiful California flowers. Waiting for the late arriving Overman, the Boys vamp for time discussing random events when Philo calls in complaining of a show-blocking driver who is preventing his timely arrival. Show ID, Hal fiddles with his own garments this time, Philo finally arrives after defeating the tortures of Hell with ease. Now the Show has to wait for Philo and 420 Guy to conduct "business", Sheesh always waiting for Philo; Philo offers prizes for anyone having seen, "The Necro Files"; Jaw Whitening techniques; Drunk Caller sends jpeg from Raton on line 1; Dr. Hal becomes part of the Borg; Bad Cult Development Mistakes To Avoid; How To Be A Rock Musician; Philo's Face Interfaces with the Control Board; This Is How Bad Music Destroys Good Music For Everyone; Cardboard Robot reveals The Most Unwanted Song Formula; Song Fight with Ugly Fat Larger Boogie; Early HTML search tricks; When The Internet Catches Fire, Make Smoke Signals With It; Alien Syllables Uttered; Living Spaceships Leaking Vats of Phlegm; Vampire Babies with No Teeth Yet Are Forced to Use Straws; Snakes Convention in Your Lower Intestine; Avoid Residual Song Killing Reverberations Loitering in Your Ears; Michael Peppe And The Song Killing Song Murdered The Song Again; Gnome Sane? Notursane. Nurturing strategies. Sadness with Lunch Farm kits From Yore; Outside = good and Inside = bad; keyboard shortcuts; Elevator News is Best!; Little Vincent Price Takes Off; Shambling Rambling Shuffling Automatic Doktors Make No Sense Atoll; Magibon Origin Mystique News; Leslie and the Lys; Tight-Assed System Admins Lock The Network Down; PRO TIP: Easy Method Cheap-Ass Way of Getting On The X-ists Mothership; Don't Get Hit in the Balls by Ball Lightning: It's Not A Pretty Sight; Puzzling Takes the Show Apart While Hal Exposes Secrets; Cloverfield: Good Monster movie; 

Voices Included Puzzling Evidence, Philo Drummond, Dr. Hal, Cardhouse Robot and 420 Guy. 

Voices Include Puzzling Evidence, Philo Drummond, Dr. Hal, Michael Peppe, Cardhouse Robot. Did You Send Your Papers In?  All Your Special Package of Benefits from The Church; Group Marriage Considerations; 420 Guy leaves; Late Pleistocene Government Rude Noise Excursion; Hospital Tips; Bringing Us to The Power of the Jesus (Paper) Prayer Rug; OBEY THE HEAD  - "I will obey ANY disembodied Head" - Cardhouse Robot; Imperial Parade of Dionysius; Peppe Speaks; Various Jabbner; The Forgotten Reclusive Loner Hermits; Bad Wheel Of Fortune; Peppe Rants; Benjamin Disraeli quote; Fake Caller Philo Calls in from the Show to say, "This is a PERFECT Show"; Story Tropes Revisited; Kids getting away with murder and low order fun-raising while Hal continues to underoverestimate Puzzling. After retrieving its garment, the Show whipped up a souffle and got a woody. Suddenly, without their garments Drs. Howwll and Drummond danced a mad conjuring jig but suddenly noticed their nudity and became ashamed in the face of the Show. In their old country, they were repsected as Doktors; Sigurd, et. al; Hal Blabbers without Ceasing; A Double-Bag Ten; Philo Recites Facts About Nudism; Peppe Speaks About German; 15 Million Drummond Family TV Hat Business Reply Week Long Party Card; Puzz Injects Awesome Show Great Job while Hal and Philo join in semi-live wearing capes while playing the "game" with renewed youthful vigor. Show ID; Bad Words Said in Oppish by Hal; Basketball Rappin'; SubGeniuses are the MOST Discriminated Against Group EVER; Peppe Reads!; Prayer Rug Letter; Strange American Sex Rituals; Pryce Bronson; Most Important Fault Lines; Drawing Tickets; Do-Me-Do-Duds!; Puzz Ev Saves The Bay; Hide the Waldo; Philo Leaves Early for his Conspiracy Job; SubGenius Characteristics According to Hal; Will To Fil; Hal's Desk Contents;  Like a smelly beat-up old hat filled with half-tuned eighth-notes and 20 pages of notes in a pheasant cloaca with a thousand 15 dollar spenders. Puzzling ran his fingers along his mustache while considering the analysis before him. The terrorists were stopped dead in their tracks when the Show penetrated the compound. Shifting his butt so Philo could face Hal directly, he asked, "How many people know about this?". 

Hal coughed, "People, yeah people."

The Puzzling Evidence Show, yeah, it looks easy and sounds fun but it takes chocolate salty balls to pull it off.

Puzzling starts the Show which, again, easily blows minds all over the entire planet; Hal groans while access is granted;  Cardhouse Robot crawls in through a drainpipe; People Complain Soundlesslessly As Too Many Minds Are Already Blown; It's Always the Economy; Dr. Hal Reads The News From The Metaphorical Bay Area collective toilet; Martin Motherhead Shot "Bob" in the butt in LA with Iben Stam; Losers Not Allowed This Time; The Greasy Unwashed Armpit of America; Go Up and Down Your Oregon; Passport to the Bathroom; Who Broke My Country?; Gilroy Caller gives his report; The Flouride causes ADD and Care Allocation Deficit Reduction;  The Boys plan a military coup of Denmark poorly; We Need a Dog Walking Dog or A Dog That Cleans Up Dog Feces; White Honda Denmark Gilroy Blues; 

I should've not done that to my assistant; Tidying Up In The Back Part Of The Show; Cooking Meat With a Popcorn Popper; Dobbstown Therapy; The Moron Brothers predicted; The Glass Is Too Tall Not Half-Full; Singing The Song That Refused To Die With The Band That Dare Not Speak Its Name in the Town That Couldn't Die; Various; Fart Song Name Talk; Boys That's Some Good Advice; Donuts are Nice; Pow Wow The Indian Boy; Congress Prostitute Training Farm Club; Not Like Popcorn Meat Chunk Air Frying; Solve the Food Problem by Cloning Dinosaurs for Food; Try For Complete Addle-Pation at Work; If You're SubGenius, Business Works For You!; I Totally Miss You, Dude! 

Puzzling looked back, even more surprised and still fingering the minuscule newspaper. "Philo, I stole you Walkman," he replied.

They looked at each other with closed eyes, like two slap-happy modern, mashed maggots hopping at a very spiteful snow storm, which had reggae music playing in the background and two lovable old uncles boating to the beat. Puzzling regarded Philo's ample hairy feet and dirty warts. "I feel the same way!" revealed Puzzling with a delighted grin.

voices include: Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Howlland Owll, Dr. Philo Drummond, Cardhouse Robot, 

Much technical talk opens the Show and then Dr. Hal accidentally spins into politics and destroys the Show's dedication to non-topicality. George Washington's surveyors retinue and bailywick, The Show is like an Audio Newspaper, Poor George's Horrible Acne issues and Stymie's Limburger, Philo defines and suffers from "Search-nesia" the act of forgetting what you were going to search for on the internet., responsible root finding vs. button pushing, More Geo. Washington times talk, Michael Peppe explains Psychic Brain Sorcery as they separate his mind from his brain, Watching At The Slack Shack, Defecate On Your Eternal Resting Place Or Not, Code Crackers Philo and Cardhouse, Dr. Hal solves a unsolved riddle and forgets the answer, Peppe GOES WILD!! Show Goes off the rails and then skitters around on the ground for a while before re-railing, Rawhide Chewing Gum When You Need The Taste of Leather!, The Phone System is Anti-Peppe, Batman vs. Vampires, Golf IS Violence by Philo and Cardhouse, Peppe Tell It Like it Is!, The Burning Man, Dirty Talking Preachers, Various yakkin' of little import but Michael Peppe and the other callers hang in util the end of the Show, Philo compains of lack of currency at the Show download sites, Philo closes the Show with shoutout credits, Micael Peppe's Death Scene brings the Show to an incredibly dramatic close.

Voices include: Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Howlland Owll, Dr. Philo Drummond, Cardhouse Robot, 

Promises of "Bob" from some unknown ranter, then The Boys meander into the mix, Doktors break their backs for the Show, Jonny Quest Intro, Exotic Alcoholic Drink names, Philo serves the booze, A Caller is an Active Listener, Peppe lost his way after, Gnomes can do it all, Effects of Colon-Blow by Colon-Blow Expert Dr. Hal, Movie jabber, Amazing Very Good SubGenius Guarantees and Warranties Are The Best, Where Is Michael Peppe, Again?, Colon Storage News, It is well known that ßs,H = w(e). This reduces the results of [12] to well-known properties of sets. In The Show, the authors address the existence of Cavalieri SUBalgebras under the additional assumption that there exists a left-canonical a most surely P -solvable vector. Therefore the work in the Show did not consider the semi-smooth, trivially Y -finite, ultra-everywhere integral case, as in fish-feeding reverse bad thing re-installation reduction strategies and such,  We substantially increased caller lower-colon performance with less than 50% of the expected collateral damage which is no big deal. Dr. Hal ran our NMAP system on commodity operating systems, such as Microsoft Windows NT and Coyotos. Puzz Ev added support for our framework as a statically-linked user- caller-space application. Our lower-colon inhabitants experiments soon proved that exokernelizing our fuzzy Knesis Philo brand keyboards was more effective than making them autonomously, as previous work suggested. Our experiments soon proved that microkernelizing our PDP 11s was more effective than exokernelizing them, as previous work suggested. We note that other researchers have tried and failed to enable this functionality. In any case, they survived and nobody's feelings got hurt.