2 mins: Brazilian butt lifts

4 mins: Abuse from the crowd

Playing at FF wasn’t ideal, because you could hear everything the cheersquad would say

6 mins: Garry told a story about when Gary Ablett Snr knocked him out

Lyon had no idea what happened, but he played out the rest of the game

Ablett Snr confessed to it, even though he was found to have no case to answer

He had found God and confessed, got 3 weeks

13 mins: Tim re: tribunal

The players would sit in the same waiting room and work out their stories before they went in

There was a players’ code – broken by David Polkinghorne

Tim re: being reported for hitting Greg Healy and Tony Liberatore

18 mins: Garry re: being reported

Reported once for a jumper punch

And reported twice for abusing an umpiring

23 mins: Tim funny story about time he met Barry Humphries – followed by Dame Edna

30 mins: The selfish nature of sport

Played audio of JR Smith re: being a better rounded person

37 mins: International Rules stories

Dog on the field

‘Probably our best player’

39 mins: Farming, for Kubota

Cutting down a tree

Can Garry/Tim compared their dams

44 mins: Quick Fire Rabbit Holes

Loved Gather Round

Vegemite 100 years old

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