It's good to be covering The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again, and we're thrilled to offer our opinions on The Real Housewives of Potomac for the first time in a Real Housebears Podcast episode. In this week's Bear Den Drama, Hunter thinks that Dorit from #RHOBH is giving Sandy in Grease. Papa the Bear gives Stacey from #RHOP one of his Honeypot Moments of the Week. We also rate how many Claws Out the ladies of Potomac earn for their reunion looks.

We did a dance with the devil and are finally able to get out our thoughts on the #RHOSLC Reunion Part 3. In this week'sBear Den Drama, Britani gets Hunter so worked up that he's bringing out adult toys. In theHoneyPot, Papa the Bear likes how Angie K embraces her religion. We both rate how manyClaws Out the women have for all 3 parts of the reunion.

Two episodes in one week, as promised! This week in the Bear Den Drama, Hunter still isn't quite sure what Angie K and Meredith were mad about in the first place, and Papa the Bear appreciates Bronwyn's linguistics. Both of us have Todd in our Honey Pot. Papa the Bear gets stumped in Paw-sitive ID, and we rate the SLC husbands in this week's Claw's Out.

The Housebears are out of hibernation! It's a new year and a new us. Gather in the den with us as we cover the top stories and conflicts of the #RHOSLC reunion episode 1 in Bear Den Drama. Have a taste of our favorite moments of the week in a new segment we call The Honey Pot. Can you identify who said it in our game Paw-sitive ID? The Housebears are back and the Claws are Out!

It's Papa the Bear's birthday! We're celebrating in Las Vegas and FINALLY found reliable internet to upload our episode. Enjoy our raw recap of the Desert and the Deserted.

Our newly-discovered sound effects aren't the only things these Huzzbands are playing with this week. Hunter is still yelling at our producer, James...or is it Chris? Papa the Bear wants to get the choir back together so Britani can sing in it. We both think that Costco rotisserie chicken is so bussing that it can save MomTok. Join us this week as... oh wait! Did we mention that Papa the Bear's birthday is next week?

We're covering Angie K and Hot Shawn's Mafia Wives and Bad Vibes 25th wedding anniversary on our 4th wedding anniversary. Two episodes in one day is our present to you. Now, where are our presents? This week, Hunter has a diagnosis for Jack. Papa the Bear thinks Lisa needs a technology upgrade. We both need a patent for our cry-angle design. Hang up your landline phone and spend your Halloween with the Housebears. Did we mention that we love gifts?

Just like Whitney Drew and Her Clues, The Real Housebears bring you the investigative journalism that you have always counted on. This week, Hunter reveals our secret identity. Papa the Bear thinks Britani has a lovely singing voice. We both think that Bronwyn seems like a seasoned Housewife. Wipe the mud off your face, and enjoy our wedding anniversary recap.

It doesn't take an Epiphany to understand why a sprinter van is the most dangerous place to be if you're on the #RHOSLC cast. This week, Hunter wants you to tell him about 8-track tapes and a time before seatbelts were law. Papa the Bear refuses tepid water. We both have evidence that a certain #RHONY offspring is having sex. Pour a mug of Miller High Life and check out The Real Housebears, the Champagne of Podcasts.

Basketballs, Bobbleheads, Brow Girl, and Bears...Oh, my! This week, Hunter thinks he might start using tampons when he travels. Papa the Bear brings out a new impersonation. We would both rather drive to Provo than walk The Salty Mile at the SLC Airport. You might not get true investigative journalism, but if you want two guys talking about Hot Shawn in tight pants, we've got a podcast for you!