The Real HouseBears Podcast

The Top Host Contest has been a marathon, and we thank you all for running along with us. This week, Hunter wants to know how much was in Bronwyn's gift card. Papa the Bear longs for some sexy Lisa Barlow ASMR. We both wonder if a Britani falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

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We have made it through the first round of the #TopHost competition, and what better way to celebrate than with a new Lisa Barlow track? This week, Hunter blames Papa the Bear for the decline of popular music. Papa the Bear makes a Reddit confession. We both make a recommendation for your Bravo-adjacent viewing.

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Is it a Fortune or a Misfortune? Hunter wouldn't know because his ADHD meds haven't kicked in yet. This week, Hunter is giving dialect realness. Papa the Bear wants to be introduced to your special friend. We both want you to vote for the Next Host contest!

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You might have heard the Real Housebears on the Beauty Lab + Laser podcast Live Love Lab with Dre and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's Heather Gay.  Well, you haven't heard The Housebears Cut.  Listen to additional footage including Papa the Bear and Heather Gay reenacting the entire script and score of Grease 2 while Dre and Hunter hold each other and laugh.  Hunter discusses his favorite Housewives husbands.  It's an overall good time with four "goodtime girls." 

We have an equipment upgrade from our official unofficial sponsor, and we have a lot to say about the Bravoverse in hi-def. This week, Hunter wonders WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?! on Angie K's bed. Papa the Bear thinks Hailey Glassman from #RHONY has a famous doppelgänger. We both are ready to give Heather Dubrow from #RHOC her Oscar. Also this week, we bring back #HouseBearsFamous. It might be you.

The Real Housebears are across the country from each other, but we couldn't wait to get back in person to talk about this week's episode of #RHOSLC. This week, Hunter wonders if Quai will end up being Team Lisa or Team Whitney. Papa the Bear ponders if looking at Meredith's new face is like looking at the face of God. We are both trying our best to keep up with the Housewives Multiverse. We also get taglines a week earlier than normal. Whose is your favorite?

SURPRISE! After a year and a half away, the Real Housebears are back to celebrate a new season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City! This week, Hunter verifies his pulse. Papa the Bear mourns the marriage with Heather that he never had. We both agree that Bronwyn is an "It Girl". Grab your Baby Gorgeous Meal from Wendy's and join in our celebration of the return of your Salt Lake City favorites.

It's good to be covering The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again, and we're thrilled to offer our opinions on The Real Housewives of Potomac for the first time in a Real Housebears Podcast episode. In this week's Bear Den Drama, Hunter thinks that Dorit from #RHOBH is giving Sandy in Grease. Papa the Bear gives Stacey from #RHOP one of his Honeypot Moments of the Week. We also rate how many Claws Out the ladies of Potomac earn for their reunion looks.

We did a dance with the devil and are finally able to get out our thoughts on the #RHOSLC Reunion Part 3. In this week'sBear Den Drama, Britani gets Hunter so worked up that he's bringing out adult toys. In theHoneyPot, Papa the Bear likes how Angie K embraces her religion. We both rate how manyClaws Out the women have for all 3 parts of the reunion.

Two episodes in one week, as promised! This week in the Bear Den Drama, Hunter still isn't quite sure what Angie K and Meredith were mad about in the first place, and Papa the Bear appreciates Bronwyn's linguistics. Both of us have Todd in our Honey Pot. Papa the Bear gets stumped in Paw-sitive ID, and we rate the SLC husbands in this week's Claw's Out.