It's Papa the Bear's birthday! We're celebrating in Las Vegas and FINALLY found reliable internet to upload our episode. Enjoy our raw recap of the Desert and the Deserted.

Our newly-discovered sound effects aren't the only things these Huzzbands are playing with this week. Hunter is still yelling at our producer, James...or is it Chris? Papa the Bear wants to get the choir back together so Britani can sing in it. We both think that Costco rotisserie chicken is so bussing that it can save MomTok. Join us this week as... oh wait! Did we mention that Papa the Bear's birthday is next week?

We're covering Angie K and Hot Shawn's Mafia Wives and Bad Vibes 25th wedding anniversary on our 4th wedding anniversary. Two episodes in one day is our present to you. Now, where are our presents? This week, Hunter has a diagnosis for Jack. Papa the Bear thinks Lisa needs a technology upgrade. We both need a patent for our cry-angle design. Hang up your landline phone and spend your Halloween with the Housebears. Did we mention that we love gifts?

Just like Whitney Drew and Her Clues, The Real Housebears bring you the investigative journalism that you have always counted on. This week, Hunter reveals our secret identity. Papa the Bear thinks Britani has a lovely singing voice. We both think that Bronwyn seems like a seasoned Housewife. Wipe the mud off your face, and enjoy our wedding anniversary recap.

It doesn't take an Epiphany to understand why a sprinter van is the most dangerous place to be if you're on the #RHOSLC cast. This week, Hunter wants you to tell him about 8-track tapes and a time before seatbelts were law. Papa the Bear refuses tepid water. We both have evidence that a certain #RHONY offspring is having sex. Pour a mug of Miller High Life and check out The Real Housebears, the Champagne of Podcasts.

Basketballs, Bobbleheads, Brow Girl, and Bears...Oh, my! This week, Hunter thinks he might start using tampons when he travels. Papa the Bear brings out a new impersonation. We would both rather drive to Provo than walk The Salty Mile at the SLC Airport. You might not get true investigative journalism, but if you want two guys talking about Hot Shawn in tight pants, we've got a podcast for you!

We're so excited about the return of the ladies from New York City that we're close to busting our Guggenhymen. This week, Hunter wants your dad to send him an email. Papa the Bear is giving away production secrets. We both wonder if #MomTok will survive Brynn and Ubah's fight. Tune in this week for our #RHOSLC and #RHONY recaps and to find out which Housewife has perfect nipple placement.

There's no place like home! #RHOSLC is back for season 5 and nothing makes us happier than talking about our favorite ladies of Bravo. This week, Hunter has a Freudian slip and connects with Bronwyn over their love for older men. Papa the Bear can't help looking below the waist. For once, we find something that we just can't agree on. We don't know if #MomTok can survive if you don't listen to this week's #TheRealHousebears recap of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

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Bravo meets A&E. We had the greatest pleasure to interview the star of 60 Days In and Housewives Superfan, Nina Palmer. It was like chatting with an old friend catching up on her life, her Faith, and her experience on 60 Days In. We also play a really fun game of "Which Housewife Would You Rather?" Join us in Gen Pop and catch our interview with our new best friend.

While we are counting down the days until the #RHOSLC premiere, we’re recounting our favorite moments on Bravo in the meantime. This week, Hunter does not like polish on men's toes. Papa the Bear thinks that Emily and Gina should work on their communication skills. We're both alARMed by one of Tamra's confessional looks. Put on your favorite cat themed outfit and check out our favorite moments from #RHOC and #RHODubai.