If Luis can give John Fuda 20 seconds of his time, maybe you can give us an hour this week as we recap episodes 7 and 8 of #RHONJ. This week, Hunter is a Cheesasaurus. Papa the Bear is convinced Dubai's Sergio is in New Jersey. We both are begging you to help us solve an important mystery. Pour a Gorga Spritz and join us, or else Hunter will use his Valentina pouty face.

We're back from the Glitz & Blitz of our travel and ready to catch up on all of the #RHONJ Margs & Marriages. This week, Hunter refuses to talk about anyone's esophagus. Papa the Bear wonders who is naming these episodes. We're both trying to decide which wolf we're going to release during the episode. Don't be bougie; catch up with The Real Housebears.

It's our 150th episode! The devil has been trying to keep us away, but we are in a League of the Devil's Worst Enemy. This week, Hunter is trying to evade love attacks. Papa the Bear thinks you should keep "dorters" out of the drama. We're both convinced that Jenn Fessler should be a fulltime Housewife. If you're tired of the tug-of-war, lay down your rope and listen to our recap of this week's #RHONJ episode.

If we're Shore-ing Up Sides, the Real Housebears are always on whatever side Frank is on. This week, Hunter may or may not have Traitors casting news. Papa the Bear thinks you should keep your muffin to yourself. We both clear up how much we have respect for the #RHONJ OG. Don't be a fun-sucker; have fun with us as we recap episode 3 of this season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

The Icing on the Brain Cake is a few audio issues this week, but we're here, we're queer, and we're recording this podcast. This week Hunter thinks that one of the husbands is Evil Ken. Papa the Bear breaks his straight guy reality tv rule. We both debate Brain Party vs Mocking God Party. Put down your pickleball paddle and tune in to this week's episode.

The Housebears are back and so glad to be talking about our favorite topics: Housewives and ourselves. This week, we're cathcing up with the Housebears. Hunter's proposing Vanderpump parallels with this season of #RHONJ. Papa the Bear is Patient Zero in his college horror story. We're both wondering when Frank is going to come back into our lives. Don't be a has-been; be a double sided dildo with us!

We finally get answers in part 3 of the #RHOSLC Reunnion, but we are left with even more questions. This week, Hunter ponders if Mary dives into the women's insecurities to hide her own. Papa the Bear wonders if Monica would be any good on Traitors. We both need to know if Meredith ever got an apology from the women for believing the Greek Mafia DMs were from her. We are taking a short break now that the season is over, but we'll back before you can churn butter by hand.

Bravo might be saving all of the juicy bits for part 3 of the reunion, but we are giving you all of our juicy bits for part 2. This week, Hunter has opinions on mothers who smother. Papa the Bear thinks that Jack Barlow has comedy. Both of us think that Mary has poor judgement of Whitney. Join us for another week of laughs and Dumb Bitchery.

Reunited and it feels so good, at least for the Core 4. This week, Hunter uses Monica's own words against her. Papa the Bear explains how Lisa's ring saved Henry's life. We both have many people to thank and make #HousebearsFamous. We watched the uncensored version of the #RHOSLC reunion part 1, so expect a little less censorship from us this week.

This was possibly the best episode of The Real Housewives in Housewives history. It was definitely the best finale. This week, Hunter is convinced that not only does Monica find the dirt on these women, but she also found Lisa's ring. Papa the Bear explains why he thinks about Heather Gay during sex. We both debate whether Monica should come back next season. Recap this mind-blowing episodes with more dramatic queens from Salt Lake City.