We're so excited about the return of the ladies from New York City that we're close to busting our Guggenhymen. This week, Hunter wants your dad to send him an email. Papa the Bear is giving away production secrets. We both wonder if #MomTok will survive Brynn and Ubah's fight. Tune in this week for our #RHOSLC and #RHONY recaps and to find out which Housewife has perfect nipple placement.

There's no place like home! #RHOSLC is back for season 5 and nothing makes us happier than talking about our favorite ladies of Bravo. This week, Hunter has a Freudian slip and connects with Bronwyn over their love for older men. Papa the Bear can't help looking below the waist. For once, we find something that we just can't agree on. We don't know if #MomTok can survive if you don't listen to this week's #TheRealHousebears recap of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

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Bravo meets A&E. We had the greatest pleasure to interview the star of 60 Days In and Housewives Superfan, Nina Palmer. It was like chatting with an old friend catching up on her life, her Faith, and her experience on 60 Days In. We also play a really fun game of "Which Housewife Would You Rather?" Join us in Gen Pop and catch our interview with our new best friend.

While we are counting down the days until the #RHOSLC premiere, we’re recounting our favorite moments on Bravo in the meantime. This week, Hunter does not like polish on men's toes. Papa the Bear thinks that Emily and Gina should work on their communication skills. We're both alARMed by one of Tamra's confessional looks. Put on your favorite cat themed outfit and check out our favorite moments from #RHOC and #RHODubai.

We have so many things that we want to talk about, but we'll try not to go Off the Rails. This week, Hunter is still surprised by how vicious Tamra from #RHOC can be. Papa the Bear thinks you're missing out on #RHODubai. We're both celebrating the release of the #RHOSLC trailer. Don't be a pigeon; soar with the Housebears.

When All Is Said and Done, we decided it was more important to release a new episode rather than delaying our release for editing. This week, the HouseBears are in separate cities, so we're coming at you raw and unedited. Please be gentle.

Despite the warnings, you can Trial This At Home with the Housebears. This week, Hunter wants you to look at him. Papa the Bear is getting it on a Wednesday. We both want a certain cast member to keep her mouth closed. Join us for this week's #RHONJ recap. Everyone's invited to our Guys' Night.

You know it's a Sleep Over with One Eye Open when Abigail Elizabeth Kissentell is reading your kiss. This week, after weeks of pondering Hunter finally learns why Teresa hates Margaret so much. Papa the Bear has a girl crush on Jenn Fessler. We both want to get our prostate milked. Get comfy in your Namaste B$tches sweatshirt and get freaky like a band kid with us as we recap this week's episode of #RHONJ

We enjoyed this week's RHONJ so much that the Housebears are excited to give you several inner pieces of our mind. This week, Hunter returns from the Bear World Magazine Awards in Massachusetts. Papa the Bear wants to walk in a mall fashion show. We're both confused by the Namaste B$tches logo. Forgive us for coming out a few days late, just like Teresa was able to forgive God.

The one thing we learned from this week's episode of #RHONJ is that it is crappy Behind Frenemy Lines. This week, we understand how Hunter is just like Dolores. Papa the Bear is more satisfied with episode titles. We both talk about the moments that we regret missing because we turned our head, like Teresa did at the Tulum party. Call in (or call out) and take some time to listen to this week's episode of The Real Housebears.