IN SCIENCE: Earthquakes in New Jersey. The Eclipse. Plane parts falling from the sky.

IN SPORTS: Women's NCAA Championship and Dawn Staley.

IN WORLD EVENTS: Ramadan is over. White people care about Gaza now.

Kara Berry, the brilliant host of @everyonesbusinessbutmine, hopped on the pod to do a speed round recap of the week of Bravo content. From Reunion Part 1 of Real Housewives of Potomac, to the cuties of Summer House Martha's Vineyard, to the misogyny of Vanderpump Rules, to the racists of The Valley, and finally the many broken complicated layers of Carl Radke of Summer House.

IN LIFE: Shaming siblings for smoking

IN SPORTS: Women's Basketball and Racism

IN POP CULTURE: Beyonce's Cowboy Carter, the Racism in popular culture, and Beyonce helping us reclaim Americana

A full week of Bravo recap! On Real Housewives of Potomac, the cast, the editors, and even this saucy storyline that Mia presented at the very end has given up. On Summer House Martha's Vineyard all of our favorites are back and we're jumping straight into classic season two fights. On Vanderpump Rules the misogyny and pick-me behavior is on full display between Lala and Scheana and their budding friendships with the Toms. On The Valley, Jax keeps showing us that he's obsessed with Kristen. On Summer House, people are finally being honest about the state of Carl and Lindsay's disastrous relationship while not being honest about their own disastrous relationships (KYLE AND AMANDA!).

IN POP CULTURE: Update on Kate Middleton, Diddy is raided by the Feds, Cheesecake Factory reigns supreme.

IN POLITICS: Candace Owen is fired.

IN SPORTS: Women's College Basketball and Shohei Otani's sports bet scandal.

Aarti is back to talk about it all! From the Grande Dame's DUI to Shannon Beador's latest lawsuit, to the lackluster of Real Housewives of Potomac, to the growth on Vanderpump Rules, to the delightful misery on The Valley, and finally the disaster that is Carl and Lindsay on Summer House.

IN POP CULTURE: Someone is scaling the Hollywood sign. Beyonce is dropping a new album. Dune on a deathbed. Nickelodeon documentary.

THE Laguna Biotch, Kelli Williams, host of Beyond the Blinds Podcast, hopped on to talk about the highly anticipated and very predictable break up of Lindsay and Carl on Summer House and the absolutely pain it has been to be a Scheana apologist on Vanderpump Rules

IN WORLD: Muslims celebrate Ramadan

IN POP CULTURE: Muslims welcome new levels of grifting into their mosques as Shaun King embraces Islam, Oscars thoughts, and where the F is Kate Middleton!?!!

Two of the most traitorous rat bastards I know and love hopped on the pod to discuss one of the best Reality TV finales of all time. Follow Chelsea @ohnochels on Instagram and Subscribe to I Am The Cute One for all things Nostalgia, Pop Culture, and Chaos!