Tom Hamlett, 1/2 of Dumpster Dive Podcast, and frankly this podcast too, hops on to discuss the Kookoo banoonoos of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

IN SPORTS: The Eagles aren't having the best time, especially not first Desi Assistant Defensive Coordinator Sean Desai who got demoted. Tommy Cutlets makes amends. Something about Brock Purdy being an MVP IDK I stopped listening.

IN POP CULTURE: Ziwe platforms George Santos. Ethan Slater makes a stand. Demi Lovato's ex fiancé is unwell. Epstein's documents are about to wreak havoc on Hollywood. Jonathan Majors is done.

IN POLITICS: The Florida GOP are hypocrites. Gay sex is happening in Senate.

On Real Housewives of Potomac, the Grande Dame turned 60 and Ashley treated her to kayaking where Karen didn't kayak and got solo camera time. Also, we psychoanalyze the Robyn-Gizelle-Candiace of it all. On Married to Medicine, the ladies vote Quad off the island and dive head first into misogyny.

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IN SPORTS: Meet the new Prince of New Jersey (Tommy Cutlets) and get horny for Shohei's insane contract.

IN POP CULTURE: Jen Shah is doing aerobics with Elizabeth Holmes in the big house. Pro-Palestinian CAA Agent gets a surprising supporter.

IN OTHER: Taco Bell orgy lawsuit, marriage for money v. love, and other nonsense.

Taria Faison, host of What Else Is Going On, brought her wisdom and laughter and grace as we discussed everything happening on Bravo - from Lisa Barlow's surprisingly nurturing moments on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, to Wendy's fear of her mother on Real Housewives of Potomac, to Crystal's bizarre guest list on Real Housewives of Beverly hills, to Larsa's stupid ass lips on Real Housewives of Miami, to the production mess on Married to Medicine.

The Vanderpump Rules trailer is out and we touch on that briefly. On Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley takes the ladies all the way to Austin to do activities you can do anywhere in the DMV area, especially making Robyn cry and defend her awful husband. On Married to Medicine, the ladies are playing producers and pushing Quad out.

On Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the ladies are forced to vacation in Bermuda together and pretend to be friends and bicker about everything from tubs to friendships to DMs. On Real Housewives of Miami, we wonder how women like Alexia and Larsa have made it this far in life. On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle and Sutton and giving each other a taste of their own medicinical cocktails. Speaking of medicinal cocktails, I had to defend Denise F*ckin Richards against these supreme gaslighters despite the fact that she is behaving like Denise F*cked Up Richards.

IN WORLD/POLITICS: Henry Kissinger is finally dead. Noor attends a Town Council Meeting and it goes "not well

IN POP CULTURE: More accusations against Diddy's guilty ass. New Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Annemarie Wiley's husband Marcellus Wiley is accused of s*x crimes. Taylor Swift is named Times Person of the Year. Julianna Margulies is a racist monster.

IN SPORTS: The 49ers beat The Eagles and Raheel is a bully.

We are introduced to Karen Huger Math on Real Housewives of Potomac as we connect the dots to figure out who called who and wished what on upon whom with which shrine on T-Mobile on the various dates in April between Nneka and Wendy. On Married to Medicine, Quad and Phaedra host the most unserious event we've ever seen on reality television.

The Hamlett Twins and hosts of Dumpster Dive Podcast are back for a collab discussing the bonnets, baubles, and ghosts of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the accusations of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, rebates, debates, and gay baits!