HERE YE HEAR YE! The Grande Dame of Potomac, the Dutchess of Surry County, Mrs. Black Bill Gates, the SHE-EO of the House of Huger herself has been found guilty of being an absolute hot mess and in her own words "LIT" while driving! Naturally a gathering of DMV Divas to cover this breaking news needed to happen! Aarti and Taria discuss this mess that Karen has gotten herself into and a full week of Bravo!

IN NEWS: There are CAR SIZED DRONES over New Jersey. Trump may have shit himself. Luigi's manipesto. Jay-Z accusations.

IN SPORTS: How about them Niners huh?!

IN TV/POP CULTURE: Super/Man is a documentary we all should watch and then curl into fetal position and sob.

A full week of housewives with our favorite DOCTOR, Aarti!

IN NEWS: The CEO of United Healthcare was MURDERED and the entire world lusted for the murderer, one Luigi Nicholas Mangione, a confusingly wealthy highly educated trust fund kid!

IN SPORTS: Juan Soto shuffles his way into A LOT of money

IN POP CULTURE: Jay-Z named in the Diddy case.

IN PERSONAL NEWS: Who is the bigger loser: the ghosting friend or the friend being ghosted?

A full week of kookie crazy ladies and liar liar pants on fires from Potomac to Beverly Hills and of course Salt Lake in between...oh and woopsies forgot to watch RHONY!

Nothing matters because we all watched Wicked and this is a spoiler filled Wicked discussion!!

Friend of the pod and Vice President of the Drag Her Dorit club, Taria S. Faison, host of What Else Is Going On with Taria S. Faison, hopped on to talk about the highs and lows on this week of Bravo Housewives. From the duality of our feelings about Erin and Real Housewives of New York, to the emotional conversation Mary has with her son on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, to the foolishness that is Ashley's musical career on Real Housewives of Potomac, to the absolutely delicious white woman on white woman crimes on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

IN POLITICS: Matt Gaetz is out, but unfortunately Pam Bondi is in. Nancy Mace is still being a transphobe and so are many people we know.

IN POP CULTURE: VPR is over as we know is. Doute is preggers. Traitors cast looks amazing. Wicked has taken over our lives.

After a long break, it's time to dive into a FULL week of every god damn Real Housewives show out there with Ryan Bailey! We're covering the absurdity of Alexis on Real Housewives of Orange County, the audacity of Karen on Real Housewives of Potomac, the stupidity (complimentary) of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the stupidity (derogatory) of Real Housewives of New York, and of course the splendor and delight of the feud we've all been waiting for on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

IN POLITICS: We're not going to normalize Trump's INSANE cabinet picks and we're certainly not going to stop fighting!

IN SPORTS: A very weird toxic masculine boxing thing happened. Yuck.

IN POP CULTURE: Jim from The Office is somehow the sexiest man alive and that is not the worst thing that happened this week.