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  • 0505 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW... JEFF HAS A WALKER AND NEEDS HELP? WILL YOU HELP HIM?
    Happy Cinco De Mayo...Jeff glided into work today with a walker he got at Goodwill...That got us ready on a Monday as we got going with Opening Audio...There was a woman that had a sign that said ninja's beat me up and stole my kids and I need money...Love a good honest homeless sign...A man had a snake bite him over 800 times to bring awareness for snake bites...He filmed it and says it's all about science...A real life hamburglar did not get his happy meal...A man is assaulting seniors with cans of creamed corn...He is terrorizing the neighborhood and people cannot figure out why...A man was arrested after he was found naked in someone's hot tub...He also had stolen an E-bike...What's wrong with a little nude hot tubbing? The Rico trial for Diddy begins today with jury selection...He was offered a plea deal last week that he turned down...No more pulling a Toobin on Skype...Skype will be going away today....We saw the white smoke and that means that a new pope is on the way...We should know who it will be coming up this week if not today...A man who claimed to be Charles Dickens was knocking people over in bike lanes...Jeff introduced Rizzo to his walker that he had in his trunk...Also is the fact that Jeff wears Skecher slip-in shoes, old man or cool...The calls came in...Skecher equals cool...A woman was not happy at all with her Taco Bell experience so she trashed the inside of an entire restaurant...Speaking of fast food restaurants, should a cup of water be free for everyone or should they charge...If you have a crush on a firefighter, do not burn your own house down so that you can meet them....A plot to have a bomb go off at a Lady Gaga concert was thwarted by local authorities...Trump has instructed officials to reopen the prison Alcatraz...A nude man pillaged a church in Pennsylvania...We don't suggest you pillage, but we do suggest that you listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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    1 hr 29 min
  • 0502 The Rejected SPECIAL Message and Butt Rock with DELCO PA's Finest (Rizzo KNOWS HER)
    When you go to that special massage parlor and the offer at the end isn't even offered, should you be offended? Let's get to Opening Audio...A woman "accidentally" had a massage at a full service brothel...She acted as if she didn't know...She was not made an offer at the end...A woman was trying to have a zen moment in the ocean when the riptide swept her away...A woman tried to storm the cockpit of an airplane when she was tackled by the pilot among others...Be kind and rewind...A woman has been arrested after she was caught on video in a road rage incident...The reason she was arrested is because she took a #2 on the hood of someone else's car...It is not gaining national attention...It was him or me...That is what a guy said when he found himself face to face fighting a bobcat...He won but had to get 40 shots thanks to the bobcat having rabies...We had a story update of the local woman that was killed by a trash truck...Jordon Hudson, who is the girlfriend of Bill Belichick, wanted to be the executive producer of the UNC Hard Knocks project...Jeff Bezos could spend $1 million a day and not go broke for 550 years...Have you ever heard of Butt Rock? Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, and Creed just to name a few...100 men vs 1 gorilla...We discuss...During the discussion we learned listener Todd enjoys 1980's female programming such as The Golden Girls and Designing Women...Want to come to Rizzo's puppet party over the summer...Well the camp counselor was so excited to tell the story of puppets feeding vultures at a zoo...Diddy has rejected a plea deal and jury selection is set to begin on Monday...The rumor is the plea deal was five years...Why was there a robot cow in Downtown Greenville SC...It was a PETA cow asking people if they were wearing leather...A woman is suing Disney because a wave knocked her over in the wave pool onto the concrete...She is asking for $2 million...Don't buy from thrift stores, you might get bumps...A strip club in Detroit was shut down after it allowed a party with teenagers...Someone's auntie blew the whistle...While we all get ready to see Paula Poundstone in October, let's all check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
















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    1 hr 41 min
  • 0501 Rizzo & Jeff GET CRAZY with AUNTIE RU The listener's response was "I'd rather be kicked in the crotch or I'd rather have a lobotomy"
    Where did he stick the parakeet is the game we are playing to kick off this Thursday edition of the show...That takes us to Opening Audio...A kid defended his seagull calling championship and it sounds like he will be sitting alone at lunch...Would you leave a casserole in the mailbox to seduce the mailman? Tuna? Beef and noodles. A man tried to smuggle a dozen parakeets through customs...Problem was that they were in his boots...A woman is on the run after she stole an adult tricycle while wearing a leopard onesie...She still cannot be found, but it did turn into adult tricycle chat...A popular swingers club was forced to shut its doors because it was next to a church...Nude Doods is going to have to close...Fines have been levied against the Atlanta Falcons and the assistant coach...There is now a musical in San Francisco called Luigi The Musical, which chronicles the life, past and present of alleged CEO killer Luigi Mangione...More Bill Belichick news, as his girlfriend is said to be responsible for Hard Knocks pulling out of UNC...She also has amassed an $8 million real estate portfolio...How long can you do Bill?...Michael Jackson really had a lot of pets...We didn't realize there were so many...We like to highlight Louie the llama...Godspeed Louie...A woman in Florida had a bear encounter and trying to give it cookies was the best way to fend it off...We got an email from a record label for an artist named Auntie Ru...She is an Asian woman who does covers and wants to perform in Asheville...We played some of her music...The listener's response was "I'd rather be kicked in the crotch," "I'd rather have a lobotomy" ...We did another check in with Steve Urkel and his new game show Flipside...It still sucks...A man fell 21 feet onto the field during a Pirates/Cubs game and he is in critical condition...Taikai Waititi was unmasked last night on the Masked Singer...Who? Authorities say a Catholic priest is under investigation after he was caught taking more than $40,000 playing Candy Crush and Pokémon Go...A woman has a world record...She collected over 38,000 spoons...We'd like you to collect every podcast of The Rizzo & Jeff Show...Especially this Thursday edition!!








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    1 hr 58 min
  • 0430 MICHAEL JACKSON HAD A LAAMA
    We really had a few things we needed to delve into but we will have to put those on layaway at K-Mart as we head to Opening Audio...Rejection cakes are the new trend...It is where you put flags on toothpicks of the colleges that rejected you on a cake...A girl in a group of friends put 7 on...A man with a shirt that said "retired drug dealer" was arrested with guess what? Drugs...The news man got sexy...The Birthday Suit Bandit was arrested after a woman called the cops because a man tried to break into her house...He was arrested for exposure of organs...A man pretending to be a potential buyer found a way to fulfill his foot fetish...He goes to open houses and then says there is an ant on your foot and tries to help them...Is Jay Leno telling the truth about his fall? A man went to the site of his fall down the "mountain" and found that said mountain is not as big as he claimed it to be...Shedeur Sanders has the number three selling jersey coming out of the NFL Draft...Martin Short will now be the new host of the again revived Match Game...He's messing with Meryl Streep...The Brett Favre documentary is coming out and boy does it look like a doozy...A man who works at a Dollar General was ready to risk his life over a case of Smart Water...Someone stole it and he almost got hit by a U-Haul truck the thief was driving...Do you want a taste of Terry? Terry Bradshaw has a one man show that we just learned about and we now are tempted to go to the show...The biggest story in the south takes us to Alabama...A kangaroo was on the loose running down interstate I85 and no one could believe it...One lady was "hopping" mad...Connie Chung had an interview that made zero sense...CBS wound up surprising her with 12 other women named Connie...John Elway was behind the wheel of a golf cart where his good friend fell off of and hit his head and is on life support...Two dozen people were banned from a Carnival Cruise after a brawl broke out...An awful hazing incident in New York at a high school that involved guns, knives and people in the woods...We will not haze you into listening to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!






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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 42 min
  • 0429 Rizzo & Jeff PAPPY HAS PLATAPUS LIPS and Rizzo BURNED a CLIENT for an Orchid!!!
    We will start the show by helping out you sad pappy today...Let's get going on a Tuesday with Opening Audio...A woman was arrested after she not only stripped naked but decided to go to the bathroom in her seat on the plane as well...A man hid plastic eggs across city parks on Easter morning...He posted it on social media...The problem was that they were filled with weed...Let's move on to a sad pappy...A pappy got a look at his granddaughter and her lips where she got injections...Pappy knows what's up...He has bigguns magazine...Are turkey promiscuous? A turkey is on the loose in New York City and is looking for love but cannot find it...Maybe America's Mayor and assist...Go get that turkey Giuliani...Honey Boo Boo is back...But it is not what you think...She is getting her own Lifetime Channel movie...We are beginning to see the tariffs kick in when it comes to Shein and Temu...The prices have skyrocketed...Make sure you get that Real ID...The White House says they are not extending the date...The date is May 7th...The folks around Bill Belichick are getting extremely frustrated after his disastrous interview with CBS over the weekend...Is it ok to cancel a work appointment for the re-potting of an orchid...That is what Rizzo did and it took us to Listener Court...Is Stamos a rock and roll beast? He is now drumming with Papa Roach...He plays of course with The Beach Boys...Then a listener called to and explained how his sister was invited to a John Stamos party in Beverly Hills, and she clogged his toilet...What do you do? A Brinks truck dropped over $300,000 out of the back of the truck in Chicago and 50-100 people ran up and stole the money...John Leguizamo is back...He is being a Political Pete...We asked for a single fan...Crickets...Also Jeff is a little light on the Leguizamo...Dyes are coming out of Lay's potato chips...A senior citizen was busted for robbing a bank after his rental car went through a red light and it came back to his phone number...Diddy's new defense is that he was too under the influence to know what was going on...Just remember that a tall skinny long man does not eat cake...What he does do is he listens to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 46 min
  • 0428 CHUBBY FREAKIN CHECKER IS A GOD AND RIZZO FEELS LIKE LOUIE ANDERSON
    Have you ever been mistaken for Louie Anderson? Rizzo claims he has...We hope he doesn't arrive home to a Dear John letter...Let's get things going today with Opening Audio...A woman was left traumatized after a snake fell into her drink...Obviously she is looking for a lawsuit...A Sonic manager gave a 16 year old employee an edible...The manager admitted she did it because the employee asked for it...A man wanted to test a theory that if he went over 100mph that the cops would not chase him...That theory didn't ring true for him...Can your boys swim to the tune of over $300k? It is a new trend that is taking over college campuses all over the country...The greatest news story this year came out...A man reporting on woodpeckers attacking cars in a neighborhood turned into a real pun adventure...Bill Belichick's 24 year old girlfriend interrupted his interview when he was asked about how they actually met...Diddy has rejected a plea deal claiming that he is just a swinger...The final autopsy report for Gene Hackman has come out and it shows he had not eaten in days...Is twisting seasonal? Chubby Checker has made it into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...We went through some of his best and realized he really worked the twist thing...Shedeur Sanders was pranked pretty bad at the NFL draft...The son of the defensive coordinator from the Falcons made him believe he was being drafted to the Saints...Rizzo almost lost his life for some chow mien...He tried some Chinese food in a dicey part of town...We also got to learn about his chicken he had as a pet when he was in college...Trust us when we say the chicken had a better life than...A conversation about a guy in an airport bathroom watching a fight happened turned into a conversation about Jeff getting assistance when he flies...There is a $1,000 reward offered for someone making numerous bomb threats in Waynesville...An inmate who had 2 days to go...There are unicorn hunters...A man has been banned from Disney for having a wallet full of cocaine...Let's go grab a calzone and listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 52 min
  • 0424 FULL SHOW
    Jeff pulled IT OUT!! We are talking about his Melissa Etheridge 3/4 shirt...Let's get things going on a Thursday with a little thing we call Opening Audio...Let's crank that motor...We have an upset senior...A woman does not like how her hair coloring went...She tried to record her hairdresser because a month after her hair was done that the grays were coming back...Can we be done with the twins that talk in "unison?" ...The more they do interviews, the more they can't keep up the act...Another retirement community was busted for being what is called a "drug den."...Cocomelon is said to be crack for kids...We went through the potty song...There is that funny feeling down below...Calls came in...Then we got to the JNN...We have a criminal on the loose who committed a stabbing in Downtown Asheville...More text messages have come out in the Shannon Sharpe saga...That is not ending anytime soon...Disney is building a housing community in North Carolina called Asteria...Part of it will be 55+...Oh boy...How did we not know that postal workers are party animals? A recent story of a drunk postal worker driving the wrong way drunk...We went back to a 1996 story that showed how much of a frat party it really is at the post office...The long-awaited Pee-Wee Herman documentary is coming out on May 23rd and boy does it look like a doozy...Let's all go watch it in the theater and NOT do what Pee Wee did...Are you in the blading community? That is someone who makes and collects swords...That all started from a woman who went on a police chase and pulled out a sword on the cops...What do you smell like? A bakery in New Jerseis asking people who wear too much cologne or perfume to make sure they go through the drive-thru...People called with their smells and then we got story time with Melvin...The Orioles had a bit of a mishap...They put out their streaming service for $89.99 and the system charged folks $8,999...The birthrate in the US has hit an all-time low...Walmart is locking their meats up in metal cages...A woman cannot stop eating bread...A man almost went down a waterfall and a man was on the phone instead of falling...Remember...If your pappy didn't wear Old Spice you wouldn't be here...What a special Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
















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    1 hr 52 min
  • 0422 A COW WAS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SHOW AND NOT "BY US"... TWO MEN IN WNY!
    Drinking and drugging coming your way today as we get things going on a Wednesday...Yes that is a Dikembe Mutombo reference to kick things off...It's Opening Audio time...Shaq has quite a mishap on NBA on TNT...He had to deliver a #2 and ran off the set...He has been drinking a lot of olive oil...A man stole another man's truck and when the man asked him why he was doing it, he simply said...This is my truck...Have you ever gone on the prowl for a cow...Two brothers are under arrest for having their way with a dairy cow...I guess they are nothing but billowing bales of bovine fodder...Remember from yesterday...The first rule of fight club is not to acknowledge there is a fight club...Another fight club happened in a middle school...Then a parent actually brought Jello shots into an elementary school party, not knowing they were Jello shots...We updated the latest when it comes to the Shannon Sharpe saga...He offered $10 million...The woman said no...Audio has been coming out...Carlos Santana was hospitalized last night with what they call a medical episode...The new Golden Bachelor was announced...Mel Owens who was an NFL player and an attorney is coming...We will have our eyes on Mel...Today the first video ever was posted on YouTube...We went through North Carolina's top 5 most viewed YouTube videos in the 20 year history...Would you believe #1 is Ms. Peachez Fry that chicken...A pizza delivery driver is going viral for walking on stage delivering a pizza during a national dance performance...An elderly woman was attacked by a raccoon, but the funny thing was that the raccoon wound up rolling over and dying and she did not get rabies...An elderly man fell off of a 10ft cross at a crucifixion re-enactment...A high school invites seniors to their prom...They talked to a pappy...Pappy doesn't know what goes on at proms these days...Jelly Roll is going to get pardoned...A Toys-R-Us action movie is going to be coming out...Tiger King is married...We hope you stay married to us and check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!

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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 40 min
  • 0422 RIZZO & JEFF RENT AN OLD MAN AND DICK VAN DYKE NEEDS THE CANE... THATS 1/10 OF THE SHOW
    Let's start this day off with a good ole' tongue peshing! It is Opening Audio time on the show...What do you think Elton John's mouth tastes like? What about Rebel Wilson? We believe Elton tastes like bangers and mash...Rebel and Elton shared a deep tongue kissing at an after party...An Uber driver would not let 3 ladies out of a car unless someone married him...Two women on a news report who were twins spoke at the same time and same exact thing...A man is under arrest after he randomly ripped out the eyeball of someone on the street...Can you get a DUI in a self-driving vehicle? Well one man in New York did...The car was stopped as he was passed out inside of it...More wildfires we hope to be contained have popped up in Swannanoa...On Earth Day you can ride the bus for free in town...Shannon Sharpe is being sued for $50 million from a woman claiming he did some things against her will...Is it weird to rent a senior citizen? A man went to Japan and found that there is a company there that allows that to happen...He brought the idea to the states...Rizzo loves the idea...Jeff finds it creepy...That takes us to Listener Court...That then led into what famous senior would you rent out for the day to hang out with...It transitioned into Dick Van Dyke who was at a bar singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on stage...He sounded good for 99 years old...He is a national treasure...After an hour and a half of calls we had to move the show forward and talk about a fight club at an elementary school...The first rule of fight club is that you don't talk about fight club...Scientists claim they have found a new color...It's called "olo" and it is a blueish green...Uber is being sued by the FTC for tricking people into an Uber One subscription...The funeral for The Pope is set and it will be at 4am EST on Saturday...A new trend is the best way to get out of work...Just push the buttons on your microwave when you call in...It sounds like you're in the hospital...Even if you are in the hospital, you can listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 47 min
  • 0421 THE POPE AND JD'S LAST DANCE..."WHO HAS THE MOST BOULBUS HEAD ON TV" in honor of Sajak's Broadway Debut
    The Pope didn't make it...Rizzo believes it's an inside job as he just met with the Vice President yesterday...It's time for Opening Audio ladies and gentleman...A man showed us how to really talk to the ladies...When you're in a pickle you need the comedy of Dratch...They unveiled a commemorative arch in her hometown and it collapsed...Stick to giving it to Pearlman DeVito...Danny is looking to revive his role of garbage from Sesame Street...All Jelly Roll ever talks about is his weight loss and we wished he would talk about something else...Well he did...He talked about how he pooped himself...We delved a little more into the death of The Pope...The final fan voting for the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame is today, and Chubby Checker may be on the outside looking in...He's in 7th place...Sam's Club is getting rid of all cashiers in all 600 of their stores...A police department was caught playing bingo and having to do things like break into cars or frisking people...What happened to the good old nickname....No one uses nicknames anymore...Meet Parrot and The B...Bryan Adams really misses his tomatoes when he is on the road...That is quite bizarre...He often thinks about his big juicy's...A big boy was put in the friend zone and he really pulled quite the trick out of the bag...He went on the beach and began sinking into what he called quicksand...Afterwards he and the girl got together....Pat Sajak is set to star on Broadway in a musical that inspired the TV show Colombo...We can't get over the size of his head either...He is extremely top heavy...Also he is 78 years old...This turned into a convo about big bulbous heads and the celebrities that have them...Peyton Manning, Ron Jeremy and George Costanza just to name a few...A man started a massive fire after he lit his adult toys on fire...Italy is going to have make love rooms in their prisons...We would love for you to make love to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 40 min

About The Rizzo Family

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Welcome to The Rizzo Family. We are AVERAGE at BEST!


 
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