This week on Round Table: a falcon enthusiast is barred from seeing a falcon exhibit on the grounds that he might be a pedophile, an Irish woman is denied a job in Korea due to her country's reputation for producing alcoholics, and a bull is being sent to the slaughterhouse because he is gay. Joining us today: Chris Laker and James Adomian!

This week on Round Table: two men are arrested in two separate incidents involving sex with dogs, two clowns are arrested for assaulting haunted house patrons with dildos, and a woman discovers a three inch leech living in her nose. Joining us today: Ryland Blackington!

This week on Round Table: a boy in Florida is arrested for ejaculating onto a stuffed horse in a Walmart, an American expat in Mexico is killed by his Coca-Cola loving camel, and a Connecticut man is arrested for aggressive mopping. Joining us today: Mike Recine and Micah Sherman!

This week on Round Table: a woman in Spain gets pregnant by a dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party, a rapper in Phoenix tries to take a dump on stage amidst booing, and a boy in Italy has his internal organs damaged after compressed air is shot into his rectum. Joining us today: Mookie Thompson and Walter Replogle!

This week on the Round Table: the saga of the Mystery Pooper comes to a definitive end, live from the Creek and the Cave during the 1st Annual Cave Comedy Radio Sausage Party!

Today on Round Table: a man in New Hampshire lights a fire and chases his neighbor with a chainsaw, two amorous donkeys in Poland are reunited following a complaint from a concerned mother, and a thief trades a diamond ring worth $150,000 for twenty bucks worth of weed. Joining us today: Chris Laker and Lupe Rodriquez!

Today on Round Table: a Make-a-Wish recipient dies fulfilling his wish, a man in England dresses in a gimp suit for charity, and an entire village in India mourns the death of their monkey.

This week on Round Table: a California man kills his girlfriend's dog and feeds it to her, a woman is arrested for pointing a gun at a young clarinetist, and a high speed chase ends in the perp lying on a neighbor's floor petting their cats. Joining us today: John Moreno and Andrew Short!

This week on Round Table: a bull escapes a slaughterhouse in Germany and gores a jogger, two apes at the St. Louis zoo are causing a flutter of love with their sweet serenades, and the Round Table holds its most serious monkey debate yet. Joining us today: Kelly Fastuca and Holden's long-suffering girlfriend, Lexi!

Today on Round Table: a horse pulling a coffin dies in the middle of the funeral procession, a crew member dies by cop while filming an episode of Cops, and a young boy in China tries to kill a construction worker for being too loud. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Myka Fox, and from the sketch group Man Boobs: Danny Tamberelli, Jeremy L. Balon, and Brendan O'Rourke!